Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
ain't facials good for the skin though? lolIt's one thing to test the water. It's a completely different thing to soak in it till you are wrinkled like a prune.
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ain't facials good for the skin though? lolIt's one thing to test the water. It's a completely different thing to soak in it till you are wrinkled like a prune.
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...satisfaction has no end - it's that simple. Ever notice how one satisfaction leads to another?If my wife were to cheat on me, well I couldn't really call her a slut per say. I would probably have to chalk it up
to her being unhappy or unsatistfied.
A peice of shit!So what would you call a man who's promiscuous and don't say lucky!
Damn some low low standards. You guys must not be able to do better than those rank used up sluts.
Perhaps you guys are even trying to justify your used up slut girlfriends...pathetic
To the guy who doesnt think a different dude every other week is a slut just tattoo
have aids on your fucking forehead loser. LMFAO.
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the best rides are the RANKEST rides.Damn some low low standards. You guys must not be able to do better than those rank used up sluts.
Perhaps you guys are even trying to justify your used up slut girlfriends...pathetic
To the guy who doesnt think a different dude every other week is a slut just tattoo
have aids on your fucking forehead loser. LMFAO.
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It all comes with experience, the lame mares are kept in the barn and only brought out to be shown. The ones who got plowed in the fieldsthe best rides are the RANKEST rides.
every cowboy loves a challenge, so when you climb on, wrap your rope up tight and she kicks out of the gate, you gotta hold on for the full 8 seconds. anybody can ride a plump placid mare with her nose in a feedbag, but you gotta have a solid brass pair to stay on the nasty ones.
if the ride is really good sometimes ill dust myself off and get right back on for another go.It all comes with experience, the lame mares are kept in the barn and only brought out to be shown. The ones who got plowed in the fields
are the ones who know what a ride really is.
Alabama Crag Dangle.I had a friend, lets call him Bud who would sit and listen to me and my best bud talk about things we do and try with our girlfriends (cause we were 20-21, etc and thats what guys do). Bud would love women who does those things, but looked at us in disgust hearing how we would do these things to OUR girlfriends.
"Man you'd do that to your girl?"
"Yeah, if I dont do it and she likes it, someone else may do it"
"Man I just can't see myself being with a woman who would want those things done"
So my buddy and I laughed it off, wasnt offended, we kept talking. ETC.
Fastforward a year, Bud found his girl journal. Lets just say he hadn't told me to this day what it said (don't worry found out from the other guy). Those things he didn't want his girl to do, lets just say she liked those things done.
Point being, to quote the great Chris Rock, "ain't no one out here discovering no pussy!"
i had to google that. I literally laughed out loud.Alabama Crag Dangle.
Nuff Said.