Crop King Seeds Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks...

CaDreDay

CaDreDay

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Yeah its very very week smoke iv had some w.c. curing for 6months and the buzz still last 10 min (if that). Garbage, they slap names of real strains on their.stick to what's known to put out fire and breeders who earned their place in the industry
 
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madininagyal

madininagyal

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Oh god im dying just learned that Cks is number 1 seller in américa, the only cie you can talk on the phone and wait for the last... there white cookie won a cup at the hightime cup... The kind of things that make you see how much you cannot trust them from the start

Forgot to say the only cie with garanty. ..
 
H

HonestAmerican

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Bump. Crop Kings CAN eat a bag of dicks.

My story. CK was one of three seed houses I tried before I found this place.
We preferred to try CK bc they were from Canada, as opposed the Euros we dealt with.

First order were White Widow Autos bc they were cheap. We also tried the CK Sour Diesel.
We had major germination failures. They sent replacements. Again. Germination problems.

The White Widow Auto finished up to be more than lacking.
The Sour Diesel was very good, but hardly made up for the germination problems.
We decided to order one more time, buying more premium seeds in hopes of better results.

We buy another 10 pack. The bill is $209 but $238 and some change is charged to our card.
I light up CK chat, annoyed at the exorbitant fees. The chat rep then babbles on about Chinese exchange rates.
I ask to cancel the order based on I have lost faith in the company. The rep says they will refund the difference.

I refuse and demand to cancel the order. THEN the rep gets REAL. Tells me ok, but "never order seeds from us again".
I genuinely assure them I will never again. I then write an email to the company, complaining about the rep's attitude.

This is the reply I received.

"Your order has been refunded. The Chinese Yuan went up huge early in the week. We are one of the only seed
companies in the world that allows Americans to buy seeds with Credit Cards.Yes, please tell others about your
overcharge experience. In this industry negative feedback actually increases business.Sorry we can’t have credit cards.
Just like Colorado. It is a struggle all seed companies deal with."

ORLY. Obviously the chat rep was the employee to respond.

HEED THIS WARNING. CROP KING CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS

Shady genetics, Germination probs. Asshole reps. Limited selection. Associated with 420Magazine. Known dick eaters.

 
Odin*

Odin*

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DigitalTorture said:
I can confirm. Crop king seeds sucks monkey nuts. Fucking crap.
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Matt Kitski said:
Can confirm that CKS does eat bags of dicks.
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420nstargazer said:
How can they if they have a mouthful of monkey nuts?
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Little known fact, before "Crop Kings" they were known as the "Dick Devourers", and prior to that the "Quattro Sacks" (four nut sacks in their mouths). A bag of dicks and a bunch of monkey nuts are nothing for cum guzzlers of their experience and expertise.

Edit: "know" should have been "known".
 
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420nstargazer

420nstargazer

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Odin* said:
Little know fact, before "Crop Kings" they were known as the "Dick Devourers", and prior to that the "Quattro Sacks" (four nut sacks in their mouths). A bag of dicks and a bunch of monkey nuts are nothing for cum guzzlers of their experience and expertise.
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Holy shit, that's too funny!!
 
Cornfed Dread

Cornfed Dread

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Odin* said:
Little known fact, before "Crop Kings" they were known as the "Dick Devourers", and prior to that the "Quattro Sacks" (four nut sacks in their mouths). A bag of dicks and a bunch of monkey nuts are nothing for cum guzzlers of their experience and expertise.

Edit: "know" should have been "known".
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Was feeling a lil down but I read this and
"Ya ya ya you mmmammamm ake meeeee hahhhhah happy"
 
Whoa#Bubb

Whoa#Bubb

Member
Alienwidow said:
Its true. Id love to hear what he has to say about the company. I like reading the threads where people trash on a breeder/seedbank. Ive found out whos the good guys to buy from and who sucks. Usually the guys that are outta line get roasted. And then theres the guys that are right and a million others verify their claims. The latest cali connection hermi thread was an eye opener for me. Ive heard good reviews on this company in question so i was hoping for some stories and banter. And yes, i was blatantly baiting a discussion:):):)
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FUCK THE CALI CONNECTION !
 
Whoa#Bubb

Whoa#Bubb

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Mr Hyde said:
If this dude is the crop king where the fuck are all these crops at lolol...

The OP baited us like a lebanese hooker and than we find out she has a dick...
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Yeah Where the Fuck is This Guy at ? Haven't seen him once on this thread! & I thought this thread had Potential
 
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