6ohMax
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I wanna punch your avatar in the face.....I think she should be in the top 5 evil movie bitches..she made him go crazy
But the movie is in my top 10
Day in the life of a Sperm Donor!
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I wanna punch your avatar in the face.....I think she should be in the top 5 evil movie bitches..she made him go crazy
But the movie is in my top 10
lahadaextranjera
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He said that most of the women aren't shaggable and if he did he'd have stalkers who wouldnt pay him! He's helped 3 sperm banks also. He's on messenger now.
cannabineer
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He needs to read "The Sperm Donor Experience" by Jacques Offenbach.It's serious I'm afraid. Shall I ask him right now? He's on messenger. I've seen loads of ultrasound scans on his fb page and he's been donating for years.
doublejj
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vostok
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I once asked a cop, 'Why do so many cops marry whores? the answer was a broken nose, but I later learn't its its doctors who carry that card, as for the cop, he died in a back ally with a knife in the back, shame... he was such an idiot!
KLITE
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True story:
Once at a bar in dirty dirty dirty bloody liverpool, for those who dont know, liverpool is where a lot of people will point a knife at their mums for a fiver down at the pub and speak like they got a cock rammed up their nose, a girl approcahed me and said she wanted a sperm donation for her and her girlfriend ( ye im sure they discussed amongst them which one should ask me and decided on the least vomitting inducing one, which was still pretty fucking vomit inducing) and offered me 500 quid to have a wank into her girlfriends vagina. Yes she did actually say: have a wank into my girlfriends vagine. Not pussy, not cunt, vagina.
i asked pissed pout me face how is that possible without shaggin??
she looked at me like i was stupid and said, shell make a cup out of her pussy and you just come in there.
I left the pub without paying got back on the train to manchester, broke up with my girlfriend from meseyside and that was the LAST! time i set foot in fucking scouser land.
Lol i know what you miught be saying oh but the beatles monuments and shit. fuck off most of the real bars in liverpool are now fucking claires jewlery crap shops and subways and shit. Not to m,ention the town centre is a fucking shopping centre!!!!!!! Im serious! Imagine going to an historical town cente and ytourer bombaredes with fuicking primark and the like!!
Honest;ly i thin England is a trial ground for any kind of fucked up measure that goes in the the developed world.
i found strange when living in britan i couldnt find a fucking hardware stroe which would be privately owned nor agreegrocers and butchers they wer either ridiculopusly expensive or cheap quality halal. If you think America has changed in 30 years go loo9k at fucking england!
ffs iu know brits who think their food is the best possible wuality in europe! I mean they think their tomatoes come from british greeenshouses you fucking serious you stupid ignorant twat?! Britain is the leading country in the world OF SHIT! It literally sets the standard and implements triual policies which are then applied in america, muzzled over in britain and then guess what? brought over to fucking england agin and eventually sporead oiver europe!!!
The sad thing is the mass media nowadays are owned by a handful of people so that when real important trade agreements and economic policies are taking place in negotiations can be sweeped under the table, and barely if mentioned at all, the people arent actually informed. The policy making porocess has been completely taken away from the people in less than a handful of decades and all we do as humans is fucking conform man. The biggest human disease is bloody conformism. I am so so but so sad with my species its not even funny. Im actually happy to live in a future to be nation of catalunya peopel here got balls man. Fucking kick off for anything and everything. You ask anyone on the streets whats a government for and they say to serve and protect m,y needs and right AS A FUCKING CATALUNYAN CITIZEN!!! I think people forget they opught to be having their balls mani and pedi cured on a daily basis by their govnerment. If not WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK are you part of a ''democracy'' for?!
Im so fucking pissed offf right now its not even funny.
Please, especially you americans, just fucking revolt already why do youy thnk they keep fighting and making up massacres to stop you from having a right to bear arms??? They dont want another revolt like in july 1776. Im serious if every day in my nations cops were killing people like this!!
on a daily basis i swear to god all people would stop working until certain people would be left without genitals and thrown to a lion pit.
And what the fuyck is blacklibvesmatter
are you atuclly fucking serious?!
Youve nbot come to the conclusiion yet that is extremely helpful to have anation torn apart be it for racial, political, relgious or belief reasons?! you actually think a controlling govern,ment would want all its people laghing and smiling and not having shit to some be tottally flabergasted about while other tottally support it and cant deal with those who dont?! FUck the fuck off! man! seriously! Hate all those in power! theres a 90% chance opf that dickhead having literally licked so much ass his tongue is actually fucking brown to reach that position. Police officers lol you fucking srious you respect a police officer?! The truth about fuckin polioce officers is that they were bullied so hard in school they gotta make up for it with a life of molesting others to make themselves feel superior than the small pieces of shit they are i mean who the fuck are you to talk to anyone the way you do?
You gotta be a lawyer to propprly deal with law enforcement agents
I used to live a in a country where propper declared facism was existent.
America is almost in the same state only difference being there is freedom of speech to some extent. Once people start leaving in fear of their state and being censsored and monitored by government entities you ar a member of a facist society. Moreover a facist society has become successful when most of its members do not realize they are living in one, i think for me this is the cherry on top of the cake.
I dont know whether to laugh or be scared. I honestly dont think americans got the balls to turn on their own country. I do hope thought the military at some point takes control of that god forsaken country. I for one would strongly support a military a coup... and so do 1/3 of americans.
http://beforeitsnews.com/politics/2015/09/shocking-new-poll-one-third-of-americans-would-support-a-military-coup-2741728.html
either that or I challange any president of the United states to take a stroll any major american city without all the swatr supprvision and all that pansy bollocks. Im a firm believer that if enough people in power who are doing no good get shot eventually only the ones with a serious good will intent will be in power.
Once at a bar in dirty dirty dirty bloody liverpool, for those who dont know, liverpool is where a lot of people will point a knife at their mums for a fiver down at the pub and speak like they got a cock rammed up their nose, a girl approcahed me and said she wanted a sperm donation for her and her girlfriend ( ye im sure they discussed amongst them which one should ask me and decided on the least vomitting inducing one, which was still pretty fucking vomit inducing) and offered me 500 quid to have a wank into her girlfriends vagina. Yes she did actually say: have a wank into my girlfriends vagine. Not pussy, not cunt, vagina.
i asked pissed pout me face how is that possible without shaggin??
she looked at me like i was stupid and said, shell make a cup out of her pussy and you just come in there.
I left the pub without paying got back on the train to manchester, broke up with my girlfriend from meseyside and that was the LAST! time i set foot in fucking scouser land.
Lol i know what you miught be saying oh but the beatles monuments and shit. fuck off most of the real bars in liverpool are now fucking claires jewlery crap shops and subways and shit. Not to m,ention the town centre is a fucking shopping centre!!!!!!! Im serious! Imagine going to an historical town cente and ytourer bombaredes with fuicking primark and the like!!
Honest;ly i thin England is a trial ground for any kind of fucked up measure that goes in the the developed world.
i found strange when living in britan i couldnt find a fucking hardware stroe which would be privately owned nor agreegrocers and butchers they wer either ridiculopusly expensive or cheap quality halal. If you think America has changed in 30 years go loo9k at fucking england!
ffs iu know brits who think their food is the best possible wuality in europe! I mean they think their tomatoes come from british greeenshouses you fucking serious you stupid ignorant twat?! Britain is the leading country in the world OF SHIT! It literally sets the standard and implements triual policies which are then applied in america, muzzled over in britain and then guess what? brought over to fucking england agin and eventually sporead oiver europe!!!
The sad thing is the mass media nowadays are owned by a handful of people so that when real important trade agreements and economic policies are taking place in negotiations can be sweeped under the table, and barely if mentioned at all, the people arent actually informed. The policy making porocess has been completely taken away from the people in less than a handful of decades and all we do as humans is fucking conform man. The biggest human disease is bloody conformism. I am so so but so sad with my species its not even funny. Im actually happy to live in a future to be nation of catalunya peopel here got balls man. Fucking kick off for anything and everything. You ask anyone on the streets whats a government for and they say to serve and protect m,y needs and right AS A FUCKING CATALUNYAN CITIZEN!!! I think people forget they opught to be having their balls mani and pedi cured on a daily basis by their govnerment. If not WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK are you part of a ''democracy'' for?!
Im so fucking pissed offf right now its not even funny.
Please, especially you americans, just fucking revolt already why do youy thnk they keep fighting and making up massacres to stop you from having a right to bear arms??? They dont want another revolt like in july 1776. Im serious if every day in my nations cops were killing people like this!!
on a daily basis i swear to god all people would stop working until certain people would be left without genitals and thrown to a lion pit.
And what the fuyck is blacklibvesmatter
are you atuclly fucking serious?!
Youve nbot come to the conclusiion yet that is extremely helpful to have anation torn apart be it for racial, political, relgious or belief reasons?! you actually think a controlling govern,ment would want all its people laghing and smiling and not having shit to some be tottally flabergasted about while other tottally support it and cant deal with those who dont?! FUck the fuck off! man! seriously! Hate all those in power! theres a 90% chance opf that dickhead having literally licked so much ass his tongue is actually fucking brown to reach that position. Police officers lol you fucking srious you respect a police officer?! The truth about fuckin polioce officers is that they were bullied so hard in school they gotta make up for it with a life of molesting others to make themselves feel superior than the small pieces of shit they are i mean who the fuck are you to talk to anyone the way you do?
You gotta be a lawyer to propprly deal with law enforcement agents
I used to live a in a country where propper declared facism was existent.
America is almost in the same state only difference being there is freedom of speech to some extent. Once people start leaving in fear of their state and being censsored and monitored by government entities you ar a member of a facist society. Moreover a facist society has become successful when most of its members do not realize they are living in one, i think for me this is the cherry on top of the cake.
I dont know whether to laugh or be scared. I honestly dont think americans got the balls to turn on their own country. I do hope thought the military at some point takes control of that god forsaken country. I for one would strongly support a military a coup... and so do 1/3 of americans.
http://beforeitsnews.com/politics/2015/09/shocking-new-poll-one-third-of-americans-would-support-a-military-coup-2741728.html
either that or I challange any president of the United states to take a stroll any major american city without all the swatr supprvision and all that pansy bollocks. Im a firm believer that if enough people in power who are doing no good get shot eventually only the ones with a serious good will intent will be in power.
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Downtowntillman
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Had to scroll back up and read that again lmao....
R1b3n4
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Aeroknow
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any wonder why I lead the annual RIU fishing adventure?...
My daughter met him^ at her uncles recording studio a few months back, where he was doing voice overs. I'm jealous
6ohMax
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I'm tellin ya man, she deserved it
Tkm953
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This damn thread got me in trouble.The other night,the wife was feeling a little randy.I just looked at her and said"Whoa,I just found out this stuff is worth money,that will be a hundred bucks please,and make it cash,I don't take credit cards or checks."After she finished laughing hysterically she had the nerve to say"Oh you stupid stupid man,I can give away far more than you will ever get"
Do ya think that is true ?
Do ya think that is true ?
