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well i am really really high and poking at my key board because i cant remember where the buttons are right now and i though why not spread some thought.
now some of you lost me when i said spread the thought but if you were a true stoner you got a little arroused by that statement.
well here are a few things i laughed at while stoned! hope you enjoy and feel free to add you own. i want to make this thread as long as possible.
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence
lol for you married jail birds lol
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
now some of you lost me when i said spread the thought but if you were a true stoner you got a little arroused by that statement.
well here are a few things i laughed at while stoned! hope you enjoy and feel free to add you own. i want to make this thread as long as possible.
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence
lol for you married jail birds lol
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
How can there be self-help groups?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
and my favorite is....
What is the speed of dark?
and
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
What is the speed of dark?
and
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
sorry if its long, im stoned lmao
I just like to tell myself I have no friends because I'm REALLY busy 