Dia's dumb replies to smart questions

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #121

Diabolical666 said:

What shit?

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He got stabbed... with a butt plug!

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #122

Gary Goodson said:

He got stabbed... with a butt plug!

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over and over and over and over

 

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #123

Gary Goodson said:

He got stabbed... with a butt plug!

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A satanic clay buttplug....

Dia?

Where were you at 8:43 pacific standard time last night?

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #124

Which would you rather have, a blue tongue or no fingernails?

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #125

ANC said:

Which would you rather have, a blue tongue or no fingernails?

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A blue tongue.


I'd just go around telling everyone I was licking smurf pussy.

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #126

Gary Goodson said:

A blue tongue.


I'd just go around telling everyone I was licking smurf pussy.

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ANC

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #127

My wife laughed at your pic.
On Friday when I picked up my daughter from school, she looked like she killed and ate a smurf. Some dumbarse send the kids blue sherbet.

 

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #128

Bob Zmuda said:

A satanic clay buttplug....

Dia?

Where were you at 8:43 pacific standard time last night?

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I was laying in bed so fuckin high off the Deep Midnight strain..i cant remember after that

 

Olive Drab Green

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #129

Diabolical666 said:

Dont do it!!! You know the material world and alien overlords makes more sense. Miracles..pfffff

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Speaking of Miracles, I just ate a gram and a half of some potent mushrooms.

 

Bublonichronic

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #130

Olive Drab Green said:

Speaking of Miracles, I just ate a gram and a half of some potent mushrooms.

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Cubes ? Shoulda shot for atleast 2

 

Olive Drab Green

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2017

• #131

Bublonichronic said:

Cubes ? Shoulda shot for atleast 2

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Yeah. Mazatec variant. These have some fucking balls to them, though. Pretty sure it's that "exotic zoo manure."

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #132

Gram and a half of real Transkei cubes have fucked many people up.
I'm more a 6 to 8g person.

 

Nugachino

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #133

Hey Dia, why can't I eat my apple juice with a fork?

 

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #134

Nugachino said:

Hey Dia, why can't I eat my apple juice with a fork?

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Try a spork.

 

Nugachino

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #135

Thanks Dia. Now it won't take so long.

 

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #136

Nugachino said:

Thanks Dia. Now it won't take so long.

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Wait ...a better short cut woukd be to put the juice in a cup instead of a plate...then tip the cup down into your carbon based food hole

 

Nugachino

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #137

No no. I'm trying to eat it from the cup. I think there's too wide a gap in the tynes. I need a fork with skinnier gaps.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Aug 20, 2017

• #138

srh88 said:

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lol I saw the same pic yesterday searching for this thread

 

Indacouch

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #139

Is peeling and replacing the stickers on a Rubik's cube solving the puzzle?

 

Nugachino

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2017

• #140

Indacouch said:

Is peeling and replacing the stickers on a Rubik's cube solving the puzzle?

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It is if you're me. I cracked the shits at the one I got. And did exactly that.