Dick sucking thread

[Pinworm]

Gagging is weird, I don't think I like.

I don't have a gag reflex. One of my cooler attributes.

 

[dannyboy602]

Love this job...say what u want...I get the last laugh

 

[Steve French]

Jesus. You censors of jokes.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

omg noms...im super hungry.

Then have some Weinerschnitzel, (pronounced Vienerschnitzel) I eat weiner about twice a week average.

 

[charface]

I love my dick. But I won't suck a dick! Well not for less than a dollar or a 40 oz. That really gets my rocks off when I'm with a high roller!

Just give me .50 worth

 

[Pinworm]

 

[dannyboy602]

Love me some brats! Love sour kraut. Hot Italian sausage. Oh lord...im hard now.

 

[charface]

Anyone here that can deep throat while i cum so you can lick my balls at the same time.
That is my unicorn.
my aunt could

 

[Pinworm]

Totally semi, also.

 

[Pinworm]

Anyone here that can deep throat while i cum so you can lick my balls at the same time.
That is my unicorn.
my aunt could

I totally can. Unicorns.

 

[dannyboy602]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Just give me .50 worth

So a high five, slap and tickle?

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Garden Boss]

 

[Pinworm]

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[charface]

Love, love, love blow jobs.
Its the guilt n aftertaste i struggle with.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

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And for those who haven't seen it.

"Oh I'm gonna butter your bread".
"Nice and toasty please".
"Oh I'm gonna break your dick off"!

 

[Pinworm]

I could really go for a nice, ice cold, refreshing blowjob right about now. I'm already not wearing pants or underwears.

 

[mr sunshine]

I could really go for a nice, ice cold, refreshing blowjob right about now. I'm already not wearing pants or underwears.

Are you sweaty balls?

 

[Pinworm]

Are you sweaty balls?

Shit, if I knew you were interested, I woulda stopped and swabbed me balls with a baby wipe in the van.