Did i just get robbed by the police?

goblyn

Well-Known Member
^^^ Consider yourself lucky and whatever you do, don't grow in your current residence again.
 

BudNoobie

Active Member
Denum05, if your story is for real all I can say is you pulled the ultimate "bitch out". I'm sorry but it had to be said. I usually don't call people out but WTF man! I've gotten busted when I was younger twice with posession and it was just a friggin Misdemeanor! The first time I got a year's probation! The second time I got busted I had 2 friggin days til the first 1 was over. Yes I defaulted on my probation but I talked personally to the DA after I entered a "not guilty" plea on my second offense. He gave me 2 years probation unsupervised with random screenings (think I took 2 piss tests in that time). Just had to inform the court system if I was going out of state during that time..... I really don't like confrontation but this has to be said..... YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BITCH I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!! I WOULD NEVER EVEN ADMIT TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
If your story really is true I'm sorry that you have to live with that for the rest of your life (if you are not gay or bi [if you are then no probs and I ain't 1 to judge on sexual preferance, for real... honestly I have a couple gay relatives]) but WTF have some self respect and stab that dude in the balls like in the movie The Butterfly Effect. At least you'de be a hero inside.
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
Denum05, if your story is for real all I can say is you pulled the ultimate "bitch out". I'm sorry but it had to be said. I usually don't call people out but WTF man! I've gotten busted when I was younger twice with posession and it was just a friggin Misdemeanor! The first time I got a year's probation! The second time I got busted I had 2 friggin days til the first 1 was over. Yes I defaulted on my probation but I talked personally to the DA after I entered a "not guilty" plea on my second offense. He gave me 2 years probation unsupervised with random screenings (think I took 2 piss tests in that time). Just had to inform the court system if I was going out of state during that time..... I really don't like confrontation but this has to be said..... YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BITCH I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!! I WOULD NEVER EVEN ADMIT TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
If your story really is true I'm sorry that you have to live with that for the rest of your life (if you are not gay or bi [if you are then no probs and I ain't 1 to judge on sexual preferance, for real... honestly I have a couple gay relatives]) but WTF have some self respect and stab that dude in the balls like in the movie The Butterfly Effect. At least you'de be a hero inside.
He was totally fucking with us. It's a joke. Didn't you click on the link? He Rick rolled me and the whole story was a joke. I love it; I'm going to rep him for creativity!! Now, play nice and no more name calling. I suggest he change his nick to "Hand Solo".
 

BudNoobie

Active Member
I was to appaled to click on the link. Terrible joke. -rep for that crap. Got me all personally heated. I can't even imagine such a scenario. SICKENS ME! I'm sure it has happened to someone, somewhere, along the lines. If you can imagine it then I'm sure it has happened somewhere along the lines. SICK! Murphy's Law!
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
Well, your profile says "able to roll a joint". I suggest you do that, since it powerful antiemitic and will keep you from getting sick. Get a grip; it's just a friggin' joke.
 

Denum05

Member
Denum05, if your story is for real all I can say is you pulled the ultimate "bitch out". I'm sorry but it had to be said. I usually don't call people out but WTF man! I've gotten busted when I was younger twice with posession and it was just a friggin Misdemeanor! The first time I got a year's probation! The second time I got busted I had 2 friggin days til the first 1 was over. Yes I defaulted on my probation but I talked personally to the DA after I entered a "not guilty" plea on my second offense. He gave me 2 years probation unsupervised with random screenings (think I took 2 piss tests in that time). Just had to inform the court system if I was going out of state during that time..... I really don't like confrontation but this has to be said..... YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BITCH I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!! I WOULD NEVER EVEN ADMIT TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
If your story really is true I'm sorry that you have to live with that for the rest of your life (if you are not gay or bi [if you are then no probs and I ain't 1 to judge on sexual preferance, for real... honestly I have a couple gay relatives]) but WTF have some self respect and stab that dude in the balls like in the movie The Butterfly Effect. At least you'de be a hero inside.
Take note everyone... he mad :lol:
 

boodadood

Active Member
"So I get a call from an officer and go over to my apartment and this cop who eerily resembles Burt Reynolds is sitting on my futon with an ounce of kills on his lap, and he informs me that I have two choices. Either I go to jail or give him a handjob, it was so fucked up man but at least I didn't go to jail that day."

lmfao...that is the most fuct up shit in this entire thread
 

batf1nk

Well-Known Member
I think you totally suckered most of us. That was brilliant. ...but I'm keeping the quote; it's in my sig, LOL.
He totally had me, was crying with laughter at it the whole time while thinking in the back of my mind "that poor fuck", but still laughing my arse off lol.
 

treemasterskunk

Active Member
"So I get a call from an officer and go over to my apartment and this cop who eerily resembles Burt Reynolds is sitting on my futon with an ounce of kills on his lap, and he informs me that I have two choices. Either I go to jail or give him a handjob, it was so fucked up man but at least I didn't go to jail that day."

lmfao...that is the most fuct up shit in this entire thread
hahaha u know this!!!
 
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