cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I do so wish someone had told me it's gonna be a Sock Hop Sunday. I'd'a gone to the beauty parlor. I feel ... unprepared. Slatternly. I start feeling so ugly, but then I look at the competition, and I feel better.'drew a blank' could be your middle name.
Or your next sock, if 'were your going' is already taken tomorrow.