DIG IT!! TOOL Is The Best Band On The Planet

All fucking Tool fans are exactly the same. Meatheads who claim there is nobody better, blah blah blah Ketamine is the shit blah blah blah, Maynard is the fucking man blah blah blah. Maynard is a fucking obnoxious, ignorant piece of fucking shit! Honestly, if you think you're being alternative listening to Tool then you're just like all the other Prog Metal/ Prog Rock mutants on this planet. Even Tool themselves think their fans are fucked (i.e "Hooker with a penis" and "Ticks and Leeches").

"There’s only one kind of Tool fan. The Tool fan who thinks that being a Tool fan lets them into some big secret that nobody else gets. They think that only a select few posses the secret Tool decoder ring. They’d love to believe that all the halfwits who listen to Tool actually don’t get it, but really they’re all listening to them for the same reason. The fact of the matter is, any moron can understand Tool, but the hidden appeal of Tool lies in the fact that they give the illusion of being a band for smart people. They do this, as any Tool fan knows, by throwing in jumbled references to high school psychology, obscure religious references, and miscellaneous meaningless nonsense. Bullshit or not, as long as there’s something there to figure out or interpret, it’s going to make some stoned dropout feel smart."

P.S Don't even get me started on the band themselves...

ggduckman said:

^Yeah, I definately agree with GrowTech on that. I don't see what's so great about Tool... They seem like an overhyped band to me. For me, old bands I like are Metallica, Iron Maiden, and Testament. As for the newer bands, I would say Trivium, In Flames, and Bullet For My Valentine. As for guitar virtuosos, I would say Joe Satriani and Michael Angelo Batio. At the moment, I'm liking Faith No More a lot.

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Sedition said:

All fucking Tool fans are exactly the same. Meatheads who claim there is nobody better, blah blah blah Ketamine is the shit blah blah blah, Maynard is the fucking man blah blah blah. Maynard is a fucking obnoxious, ignorant piece of fucking shit! Honestly, if you think you're being alternative listening to Tool then you're just like all the other Prog Metal/ Prog Rock mutants on this planet. Even Tool themselves think their fans are fucked (i.e "Hooker with a penis" and "Ticks and Leeches").

"There’s only one kind of Tool fan. The Tool fan who thinks that being a Tool fan lets them into some big secret that nobody else gets. They think that only a select few posses the secret Tool decoder ring. They’d love to believe that all the halfwits who listen to Tool actually don’t get it, but really they’re all listening to them for the same reason. The fact of the matter is, any moron can understand Tool, but the hidden appeal of Tool lies in the fact that they give the illusion of being a band for smart people. They do this, as any Tool fan knows, by throwing in jumbled references to high school psychology, obscure religious references, and miscellaneous meaningless nonsense. Bullshit or not, as long as there’s something there to figure out or interpret, it’s going to make some stoned dropout feel smart."

P.S Don't even get me started on the band themselves...

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TOOL STINKS always have

Alright smart guys, give me some names then. Who's better? Please " inform " me. And don't come back with anymore Radiohead bullshit either.

yea trip off some shit and listen to tool and you'll come to the same conclusion. fuckin genius for real, just gotta be able to see it. and when i say trip, i mean shrooms, acid, cloraceeden. get on that level the fucking universe it your play ground. if you dont believe, then you just dont know

Sedition said:

All fucking Tool fans are exactly the same. Meatheads who claim there is nobody better, blah blah blah Ketamine is the shit blah blah blah, Maynard is the fucking man blah blah blah. Maynard is a fucking obnoxious, ignorant piece of fucking shit! Honestly, if you think you're being alternative listening to Tool then you're just like all the other Prog Metal/ Prog Rock mutants on this planet. Even Tool themselves think their fans are fucked (i.e "Hooker with a penis" and "Ticks and Leeches").

"There’s only one kind of Tool fan. The Tool fan who thinks that being a Tool fan lets them into some big secret that nobody else gets. They think that only a select few posses the secret Tool decoder ring. They’d love to believe that all the halfwits who listen to Tool actually don’t get it, but really they’re all listening to them for the same reason. The fact of the matter is, any moron can understand Tool, but the hidden appeal of Tool lies in the fact that they give the illusion of being a band for smart people. They do this, as any Tool fan knows, by throwing in jumbled references to high school psychology, obscure religious references, and miscellaneous meaningless nonsense. Bullshit or not, as long as there’s something there to figure out or interpret, it’s going to make some stoned dropout feel smart."

P.S Don't even get me started on the band themselves...

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Kinda like you giving the illusion that YOUR smart. Miscellaneous meaningless nonsense spewing out of your mouth. Have you ever been to a Tool show limpdick? It's the same fucking crowd, same demographic makeup, same average intelligence level as any other show. I love your use of generalizations for the " Tool " fan. Since it seems you are calling me an unthinking sheep, I'd love to see you in person sometime so we can discuss the blatant disrespect you seem to be showing me. If you wanna dis the band, feel free. You wanna talk smack to me, better take that shit outside fucktooth; I give respect and I expect it in return. I only warn once. You probably rock out to Nickleback, fuckin unskinny bop.

riznob10000 said:

Damn bro, I don't know what to say. Sucky shit for sure. Maybe his voice was strained or maybe just sand in his vaj. I know as he gets older he's toned down his performance somewhat, and moved further and further back on the stage, but it was still the shit last time I saw them. Hmmm. Well if they sell out and go down the shitter, i'll have to rescind my opening sentiment. Did they play any new material? It's been a couple years since 10,000 Days, so they should have some. You'd think they would use this tour as a testing ground for a new song or two. I remember seeing Metallica in '88 @ the Monster's Of Rock tour w/ Van Halen and they played Harvester Of Sorrow from Justice before it was released, asked our opinion of it an' everything. It was pretty cool.

Well, until I see a better live band, or hear someone put out some music that moves me as much as Tool, I will hold to my original statement.

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no nothing new same set as 10,000 days minus wings for marie

riznob10000 said:

Kinda like you giving the illusion that YOUR smart. Miscellaneous meaningless nonsense spewing out of your mouth. Have you ever been to a Tool show limpdick? It's the same fucking crowd, same demographic makeup, same average intelligence level as any other show. I love your use of generalizations for the " Tool " fan. Since it seems you are calling me an unthinking sheep, I'd love to see you in person sometime so we can discuss the blatant disrespect you seem to be showing me. If you wanna dis the band, feel free. You wanna talk smack to me, better take that shit outside fucktooth; I give respect and I expect it in return. I only warn once. You probably rock out to Nickleback, fuckin unskinny bop.

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First of all, the reason I put that whole quote in quote marks was because it wasn't what I said... it was a write up by Ralph Gleason in Rolling Stone, don't get all up in arms just because I insulted the mindless group of drones you belong to, get the fuck over yourself. Secondly, yes I have been to tool at Big Day Out, they were fucking lame and the general demeanor of the crowd was fucking intense and aggressive, not like an outdoor festival should be like. You can call me a pussy or whatever you like for saying that, couldn't really care less because you're still just some meathead who listens to Tool and that is something I will always hold over you Lastly, you know we're never gonna cross paths IRL which is why you're saying shit like this over the internet... pretty staunch really bro. You're a fuckin runt, I've seen the pictures you posted from the Tool gig, just the same as most other shit-talking Metal fans, all talk with fuck all walk... congratulations you can mosh with a bunch of angry cunts, if thats your definition of fun then big ups to you brother. Keep in mind that Tool themselves think a large portion of their fans are fuckheads, google that shit for a quote son. You gonna get all angry because Maynard INSULTED YOU TOO?! Just stop talking big over the net, it's embaressing...

And nope, no Nickleback here sorry buddy, all about the Dubstep. Safe!

Sedition said:

All fucking Tool fans are exactly the same. Meatheads who claim there is nobody better, blah blah blah Ketamine is the shit blah blah blah, Maynard is the fucking man blah blah blah. Maynard is a fucking obnoxious, ignorant piece of fucking shit! Honestly, if you think you're being alternative listening to Tool then you're just like all the other Prog Metal/ Prog Rock mutants on this planet. Even Tool themselves think their fans are fucked (i.e "Hooker with a penis" and "Ticks and Leeches").

"There’s only one kind of Tool fan. The Tool fan who thinks that being a Tool fan lets them into some big secret that nobody else gets. They think that only a select few posses the secret Tool decoder ring. They’d love to believe that all the halfwits who listen to Tool actually don’t get it, but really they’re all listening to them for the same reason. The fact of the matter is, any moron can understand Tool, but the hidden appeal of Tool lies in the fact that they give the illusion of being a band for smart people. They do this, as any Tool fan knows, by throwing in jumbled references to high school psychology, obscure religious references, and miscellaneous meaningless nonsense. Bullshit or not, as long as there’s something there to figure out or interpret, it’s going to make some stoned dropout feel smart."

P.S Don't even get me started on the band themselves...

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Saying that all Tool fans are the exact same shows your ignorance from the first sentence. Just for a chuckle, I decided to read on...

You continue your hatred babble as if anyone actually gives a shit. And make no point at all.

Obviously we are a diverse group with a sundry inventory of interests. Have I lost you already?

What I mean to say (in laymans terms for you) is we are all different. This is a pro TOOL thread.
Why the fuck are you on here raining on our parade? Are you so borred and miserable you feel the need to bring others down?
Did you run out of weed or something? I have enough to share if you're in need

riznob10000 said:

Alright smart guys, give me some names then. Who's better? Please " inform " me. And don't come back with anymore Radiohead bullshit either.

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Well for starters..Motorhead.

Lemmy is a true badass

hmmm beter than tool... les claypool, the dead, phish, bob marley, ozzy, anthrax, motorhead, the stick men, pantera, as i lay diying, danzig, 16, 1349, slayer, slipknot, kataklysm, p-funk, james brown, maseo, miles davis, buckethead, herbie hancock, elvis costello, thrill kill kult, ministry,ween, younder mountain, metallica pre black album, iron maiden, black sabbath, revolting cocks, propaghandi, pop will eat itself, loops and dots, tom russel, the subdudes, even primer 55 was better. ................millions of bands are better than tool, too many to list. TOOL STINKS. to say any band is the best is to be ignorrant, so much music in the world better than tool why waste your time on that crap

Sedition said:

First of all, the reason I put that whole quote in quote marks was because it wasn't what I said... it was a write up by Ralph Gleason in Rolling Stone, don't get all up in arms just because I insulted the mindless group of drones you belong to, get the fuck over yourself. Secondly, yes I have been to tool at Big Day Out, they were fucking lame and the general demeanor of the crowd was fucking intense and aggressive, not like an outdoor festival should be like. You can call me a pussy or whatever you like for saying that, couldn't really care less because you're still just some meathead who listens to Tool and that is something I will always hold over you Lastly, you know we're never gonna cross paths IRL which is why you're saying shit like this over the internet... pretty staunch really bro. You're a fuckin runt, I've seen the pictures you posted from the Tool gig, just the same as most other shit-talking Metal fans, all talk with fuck all walk... congratulations you can mosh with a bunch of angry cunts, if thats your definition of fun then big ups to you brother. Keep in mind that Tool themselves think a large portion of their fans are fuckheads, google that shit for a quote son. You gonna get all angry because Maynard INSULTED YOU TOO?! Just stop talking big over the net, it's embaressing...

And nope, no Nickleback here sorry buddy, all about the Dubstep. Safe!

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Okay, I get it now. I see that you started a pro-Radiohead thread, and then must have seen my opinion of them on here and got pissy cause I was dissin your bro's. If it didn't happen that way, whatever. Sorry to beat a dead horse but Radiohead pretty much sucks heinous asswipe. Tool's roadies would make a better band. Radiohead. Fuck, even saying the name makes me want to go to sleep. Or maybe cry a little, grab a tissue for my nose, then go to sleep. So, I understand your little crying session. I hurt your feelings, but the fact remains that Radiohead sucks. Can't change history. Sorry bro.

I got " up in arms " because you directly insulted my intelligence and taste. What a punk ass bitch move to spout disrespect on someone elses thread. Sharing the reasons why you don't like Tool would have been enough. Yeah, I've seen your posts as well. No pics, no grows, no nothing. Mostly just negative spouts. Way to go.

As far as the quote, if you quote something in your argument, it means you share the sentiment, dumbass. Why the fuck else would you quote it? See, it works like this............you are a , and here I quote myself from the previous sentence, " dumbass ". So, you share the same sentiment as the dickshit writer for Rolling Stone, who's probably just pissed because they wouldn't let him backstage at some show. Whatever.

About the runt. You must be trippin bro. Granted, I'm not freakishly large, or packin 40 extra pounds of fat around like most guys, but definately no runts around here. "IRL" I would warn you once about your disrespecting ways. After that, I would re-educate you as to the meaning of the word. Simple as that. Don't care who you are, or what your perception of bad is. So yeah, I shit talk on here because I shit talk in real life to disrespecting punks like you. Really too bad you live in NZ.

And lastly, fuckin dubstep, are you kiddin me? Pre-recorded sounds? Arranged by any fuckin dumbass? Hey, I'm DJ who-gives-a-fuck? and lookie, I can push buttons!!!! Gimme a fuckin break.Wow, I'm thouroughly impressed at the manual dexterity of your index fingers. What the fuck ever bro. If that and Radiohead are your idea of good music I really don't even know what to say, except maybe sorry. Your opinions definately don't count for dick squat in my book, but your disrespect does. So, in parting, fuck off.

I'm done with you. No more conversation.

A pro radio head thread

thats like having a pro george bush thread.... but worse

hahaha its a good thing I missed that retarded shit

Johnny Retro said:

Well for starters..Motorhead.

Lemmy is a true badass

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Hey JR! I would say Motorhead is one of the best English metal bands, for sure! And yeah, Lemmy is definately the shit, no argument there. He's a badass bass player as well. But I think Tool is better! Hahaha

What im getting from this is people being narrow minded i love TOOL!!!!!!! but hey i also like Radio Head!! and hey i also like House n Tech House music n Drum n bass music and hey I hate Country!!!!!!! damn am i being narrow minded now...LOL...different strokes for different folks. To Sedition like i said i love TOOL but i dont mosh at their shows thats fuckin retarded thier music is not to mosh at and if you go to one of thier shows at a regular venue nobody mosh's the reason you saw fuck tards doing that at Big Day Out is because thats what happens at festivals you get drunk ass people who dont even know who the hell is playing or who Tool even is and they start actin the fool thinking thats what you do so dont blame TOOL in the way festival idiots act thats not their fan base. Peace Out.

bigtomatofarmer said:

A pro radio head thread

thats like having a pro george bush thread.... but worse

hahaha its a good thing I missed that retarded shit

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What up BigToe!! Serious as shit bro. A pro-radiohead thread started by this dweeb. Yeah, Pro-bush,lol!!

It's there if you wanna see it. Goes on and on about how AWESOME they are. I looked at some of the youtube clips just to lower my blood pressure a little, and for sure, just a waste of space and oxygen. Same with the dubstep. wob wob wob, dnt dnt dnt dnt, wob wob wob, nt nt nt nt, ad infinitum, ad nauseum........... ..............whatever.

My first Tool concert was in 92. The Metallica is better than Tool comment is funny as hell to me.With music though you should always be the one who decides who is the best to you fuck what anybody else says.Saying all Tool songs sound the same is like saying all the Beatles songs sound the same.Only a non fan would say something so stupid.

I like Danzig a lot too.

Saw Rage in 92 also they opened for cypress hill.A lot of smoke at that concert.Norml was there passing out literature on legalizing pot.

JimmyPot said:

My first Tool concert was in 92. The Metallica is better than Tool comment is funny as hell to me.With music though you should always be the one who decides who is the best to you fuck what anybody else says.Saying all Tool songs sound the same is like saying all the Beatles songs sound the same.Only a non fan would say something so stupid.

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Touche JP!! You know how it is bro!! For me, the best is Tool first, Rage second ( just because ), and everyone else falls into line according to my present mood. I don't want people to think I'm narrow minded. My collection spans alot of different genre's and styles, and decades. From Tool, Rage, Metallica, Godsmack, Corrosion Of Conformity to Iron Maiden, Priest, Sabbath, Zep, Floyd to Crosby, Stills and Nash, James Taylor, Jim Croce, Elton John to Ludacris, Nelly, Eminem, even some old school NWA. Shit, if it's good music, good songs, or makes me smile I listen to it. Pretty simple actually. But I will always put Tool at the top cause that's how I feel. I think Tool is kinda like Sabbath, Floyd, and Zep all rolled into one, for our era. That's my take anyway.

Cya Bro!!

Tool...by far my favorite band. and i missed them play 2 days ago...fuck it's depressing