Diplomatic Immunity in Beverly Hills

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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I saw on the news tonight where a couple of lovely, lovely Qatariis are racing their super deluxe Ferraris and Lamborghinis in residential neighborhoods in Beverly Hills in broad daylight. Seriously dangerous shit (i would be obliged if somebody pasted a video). The residents filmed them and have contacted the police. But it seems that the lovely, lovely boys (really ALL Qatariis are usually awesome people, especially the upper class swine... er... lads) have diplomatic immunity.

Contacted the police. yep, they contacted the police.


Snicker.

Hey Beverly Hills dumbasses! Guess what? Diplomatic immunity doesn't help with anonymous violence and vandalism! Get in their and ruin some Lambos you pussies! Break some Qatarii upper-class noses! Jebus Christo! Disable their vehicles and beat them. Beeeeeeeeat them. I promise you that any American diplo-child showing similar behavior in Qatar would be very, very dead real quickly and the Qatarii po-po would not work very hard to find the perps.

The assholes drive really poorly too.
 
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ttystikk

ttystikk

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Unclebaldrick said:
I saw on the news tonight where a couple of lovely, lovely Qatariis are racing their super deluxe Ferraris and Lamborghinis in residential neighborhoods in Beverly Hills in broad daylight. Seriously dangerous shit (i would be obliged if somebody pasted a video). The residents filmed them and have contacted the police. But it seems that the lovely, lovely boys (really ALL Qatariis are usually awesome people, especially the upper class swine... er... lads) have diplomatic immunity.

Contacted the police. yep, they contacted the police.


Snicker.

Hey Beverly Hills dumbasses! Guess what? Diplomatic immunity doesn't help with anonymous violence and vandalism! Get in their and ruin some Lambos you pussies! Break some Qatarii upper-class noses! Jebus Christo! Disable their vehicles and beat them. Beeeeeeeeat them. I promise you that any American diplo-child showing similar behavior in Qatar would be very, very dead real quickly and the Qatarii po-po would not work very hard to find the perps.

The assholes drive really poorly too.
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Actually, Americans with diplomatic immunity who are accused of crimes are simply ordered out of the country, 'persona non grata'- as these punks will be too, in short order.

There was a young foreign national with climatic immunity who got drunk, street raced his Mercedes in Washington, D.C., flipped the car and killed someone. He was... ordered out of the country.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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No one over theres got the balls to do shit about it mate just face it, if youre rich you just got more rights than others do.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Ya know... since these fucks do it on the regular, just go buy a spike strip and the next time they go street racing, toss it out in front of the cars.

They'll get the hint.
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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ttystikk said:
Actually, Americans with diplomatic immunity who are accused of crimes are simply ordered out of the country, 'persona non grata'- as these punks will be too, in short order.

There was a young foreign national with climatic immunity who got drunk, street raced his Mercedes in Washington, D.C., flipped the car and killed someone. He was... ordered out of the country.
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What about Bieber?:P
 
oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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90210..... nothing an up close and personal meeting with a Louisville slugger couldn't rectify. They just need to get their heads swollen up like their egos
 
SunnyJim

SunnyJim

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Next time, call the Qatari embassy, not the local PD. Give the operator all the pertinent details of the antisocial behaviour being committed by their diplomats in your neighbourhood.

Sit back, smoke a joint, and watch the blacked-out cars roll in and shut it down.
 
SunnyJim

SunnyJim

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Also smash up their cars like Unclebaldrick said when they're not looking, because they're probably cunts.
 
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