LMFAO...ok ok you win...someone helped me so I'm gona help you the best I can..
First: get some CFLs (spirals) look on the box it will tell you the kelvin color of the light like this "6500k" or "2700k" those are the 2 you're looking for, 6500k for veg and 2700k for flower...then set 1 over each of your seedlings about 2 inches above it, as they grow you will have to add more CFLs...
Second: get a cheap bag of perlite from wally world or your local hardware store and mix with your soil/dirt, I use a 60% soil and 40% perlite for good drainage..
Third: get a small fan to blow on them...
Fourth: get some nutrients, a good starter for you is Miracle Gro houseplant food, it's about 3-4 bucks at wally world
Fifth: make sure that the area you are growing in can be controlled, temps, fresh air, humidity, no light leaks, ect...
Sixth: get flat white paint and paint walls, or hang mylar wrap...I paint cuz it's easier to sterilize before each crop...
Once you have all this you will be ready to start, initial cost could be around $200 (on the cheap side) so if you have to get a little at a time, do so, because you will NEED all of this, and more...
here are some pics of my newbie grow in a closet (do not use foil to line walls like I did..lol..it creates hot spots and can burn your plants)
The hoods are T5 high output 6500k