Dirty Pickle............

cannabineer said:

The one day i went snorkeling without a T-shirt ... ruined my honeymoon. cn

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Nipples burn easily eh muffin

april said:

Nipples burn easily eh muffin

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I didn't backstroke ... even sleep was fucked. cn

Scrotie Mcboogerballs said:

Lol we all have our bad seeds. I actually do enjoy the house duty part even being a guy. I was raised by women so it doesn't bug me. I can't see the extra security, cost benefit though. Means to an end. I don't know you that well and have a question, have you ever lived in the states? I've considered moving to Canada for a couple of years and haven't got a chance to truly discuss the difference with anybody who's lived the experience.

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Well actualy i kinda did, sorta lol i was in cali this past year, from jan to march luved it But i luv the tranquil yet prosperous life in the prairies, i'm like 5 hours from he border lol and my job requires me to travel back and forth through the Dakotas and such, prairie belt really

I'm glad I'm not young anymore and have to live with roomies.
Be cool for a few days or weeks but also look for a new place. Some people never change.
When I was in tech school I lived with a bunch of guys and a couple. Donna would clean up our messes and it was great for a few weeks then it got messy again.
Over and over.

I just need a change and Canada would seem like the most plausible at this point. Until I get my shit together enough to go international. I almost got stuck in North Dakota for a couple of months and was pissed. lol I cannot imagine being that close to the border without actually NOT dealing with the US. haha Are you a certified Canadian then, eh? <- right lmao

April would test positive for poutine.

Do they have that in No-men-atall-ba? cn

<edit> Unless you're in Sasquatchwang.

april said:

LOL ok i'm go move my suede naughty bag down a drawer

I finaly have a door !!!! i can touch myself again i was on a pull out couch at my aunts since march, omg my new neighbour is scaring the poop out of me with crazy fireworks

Ur smileys kinda indicate which forums u play in

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ooooo suede fancy i bet that gets your engines revving lol

surprisingly i prefer a pullout couch or the floor over my bed dont know why

why thank you

Scrotie Mcboogerballs said:

I just need a change and Canada would seem like the most plausible at this point. Until I get my shit together enough to go international. I almost got stuck in North Dakota for a couple of months and was pissed. lol I cannot imagine being that close to the border without actually NOT dealing with the US. haha Are you a certified Canadian then, eh? <- right lmao

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I've always lived within a few hours drive of the border, i remember when it was a turn dial thing at Niagara Falls lmfao it cost a quarter and security was some old dude making change

I am a pure born and breed canuck, my tears even taste my maple syrup

april said:

I've always lived within a few hours drive of the border, i remember when it was a turn dial thing at Niagara Falls lmfao it cost a quarter and security was some old dude making change

I am a pure born and breed canuck, my tears even taste my maple syrup

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Lol that's sounds awesome. I haven't had the chance to make it to Niagara falls yet but have the feeling if I came anywhere close I would just want to kayak that shit hard. And it sounds like I need a good Canadian in my life, I go through bottles of syrup a week and am not too bad at making ppl cry.

Ahh yes, the joys of roommates. But I'd be lying if i said I was a super neat person. I keep my apartment tidy, but maybe not woman-approved clean. For example, I can't remember the last time I dusted (might explain my persistent cough). Also,I have an eye disorder (kerotokonus) which basically means I have terrible vision (even with glasses) that can't be fully corrected without a cornea transplant, and I literally cannot see many messes (like dirt and dustbunnies on the floor and stuff like that that most people with normal vision would notice. ). But I do like to keep my fridge clean, and you won't find dirty dishes and garbage laying around my house.

Thankfully though, I have my own apartment now, and don't have to deal with roommates. My old roommates were very considerate, but there were still occasional roommate squabbles that would arise. One thing that always used to piss one of my old roommates off was whenever I would invite someone over without asking her. Even if we just stayed in the basement (I lived in the basement, they lived upstairs), my roommate would get mad if I didn't ask first. But you learn to accept these things if you want a harmonious roommate relationship. I don't see any problem with cleaning the fridge out, but don't be too upset if they don't thank you right away. Also, it wouldn't hurt to just ask them nicely if they would mind putting stuff away and cleaning up after themselves (especially the preggo girl, leaving half-eaten salads out? that shit shouldn't be allowed to fly).

Scrotie Mcboogerballs said:

Lol that's sounds awesome. I haven't had the chance to make it to Niagara falls yet but have the feeling if I came anywhere close I would just want to kayak that shit hard. And it sounds like I need a good Canadian in my life, I go through bottles of syrup a week and am not too bad at making ppl cry.

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Sweety ur not suppose to drink maple syrup, wait ur not one of those weird ocd people that only eats one thing are u?? Well i guess it's better then a couch cushion lol

Ur kayak will sink fast rflmao, put on some floaties please

Hey i'm single lol just saying...... are u manly and yummy sweet and smart?? .......

Not ocd just have a mad obsession with french toast. lol I'm going to tube the river this weekend and seriously bought some floaties as a joke. My sister was flipping out cause I don't wear life jackets when I hit the river so I decided that i'm showing up with my new arm candy. haha Manly, sweet and smart? man, you have some standards! jk . . . I have a pretty big ego.

smok3h said:

Ahh yes, the joys of roommates. But I'd be lying if i said I was a super neat person. I keep my apartment tidy, but maybe not woman-approved clean. For example, I can't remember the last time I dusted (might explain my persistent cough). Also,I have an eye disorder (kerotokonus) which basically means I have terrible vision (even with glasses) that can't be fully corrected without a cornea transplant, and I literally cannot see many messes (like dirt and dustbunnies on the floor and stuff like that that most people with normal vision would notice. ). But I do like to keep my fridge clean, and you won't find dirty dishes and garbage laying around my house.

Thankfully though, I have my own apartment now, and don't have to deal with roommates. My old roommates were very considerate, but there were still occasional roommate squabbles that would arise. One thing that always used to piss one of my old roommates off was whenever I would invite someone over without asking her. Even if we just stayed in the basement (I lived in the basement, they lived upstairs), my roommate would get mad if I didn't ask first. But you learn to accept these things if you want a harmonious roommate relationship. I don't see any problem with cleaning the fridge out, but don't be too upset if they don't thank you right away. Also, it wouldn't hurt to just ask them nicely if they would mind putting stuff away and cleaning up after themselves (especially the preggo girl, leaving half-eaten salads out? that shit shouldn't be allowed to fly).

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Just swiffer those randoms questionable places and call it clean lol, i'm not anal but i dislike food being left out, she spent the entire day in her bed So i'm gonna bite my tongue and just toss it for now, but she will be a mommy soon and should realize that her bad habits are unhealthy, she even still smokes Not cool, but i need to not lecture her, she is young and will do as she wants.
But i mean putting ur half eaten salad next to the sink, not even tossing the left overs is just plain lazy imo

I don't expect any thanks im more worried about offending someone, but i pay to live here and i wont put my food in a dirty fridge, i mean dried juices all over, not just onion peels and expired salad dressing, guaranted none is ceaser flmao

Buy a magazine and slip a printed out paper that shows the health risks of smoking while pregnant in the third page.

Scrotie Mcboogerballs said:

Not ocd just have a mad obsession with french toast. lol I'm going to tube the river this weekend and seriously bought some floaties as a joke. My sister was flipping out cause I don't wear life jackets when I hit the river so I decided that i'm showing up with my new arm candy. haha Manly, sweet and smart? man, you have some standards! jk . . . I have a pretty big ego.

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If ego= penis it should be ok

I can afford to not settle, i'm worth it

Don't flush the toilet. Then when somebody flushes it, you have full rights to clean their mess.

Padawanbater2 said:

I lol'd at the thread title!

Yes, clean that shit, if they bitch, say 'fuck you! clean your own shit if you don't want someone else to clean it for you'.

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LOL not gonna be my choice of words, but i'm with ya buddy, if poepe are not ashamed to allow me to move into such filth i should not fear cleaning it if i see fit.

Hepheastus420 said:

Don't flush the toilet. Then when somebody flushes it, you have full rights to clean their mess.

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Oh god, that's too far!!

OMG i just saw like 10 mini spiders, did dsb knock up my roommate?