Do You Ever Hang Out With Those Smokers Who Just ....
- Thread starter SCHMOKEnMUNCHIEGIRL
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The empire
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Ya I agree with u guys. It's the gangster smokers who are unapreciative of the smoke. Like the "yo dawg all u got is Reggie? That's weak" it's weed, appreciate what u have. When times get dry and u can only get a small amount, don't complain. It's better than no weed. ESPECIALLY when their smoking your blunt.
johnnytsmitw
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my friends know that with me whiskey and dro dont mix. but they also know that I cannot say no in that condition. so inevitably I am worshipping the porcelain goddess in that scenario. fucking fiends!
tip top toker
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haha, in the past it was ALWAYS me and my flatmate buying, so we'd sit around, roll it up in green, tobacco, green, tobacco regiment, so once you taste tobacco, with a sprinkle opf green, pass that shit!
also alows for self amusement "oh mannnnnnn, i'm so crazily high right now, what about you?" "yeah man, meee too, i'm gonzoed" 
oh no he isn't! power of suggestion!Roll a Joint
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Thing that pisses me off is when someone nigger lips my cigg or joint. ( aka wet it with there spit)
OutDaCloset
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ive had all the problems posted plus more. i call the "wet mouth" a "shit mouth" cuz when i get the blunt i notice all that brown, shit-looking resin on the TIP of the blunt. i dont wanna hit that shit.
OutDaCloset
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so now racial slurs have invaded our smoking slang. but its cool cuz hes only typing it not sayin it NOT. CTSO
OutDaCloset
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i hate the "high mutes" before anythings put in the air, convo is flowing back and forth around everyone, then once the thc settles in its like his or her voice box stops working. i think the only reason i hate this is cause it happens to me all the time. lol
slomoking13
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i hate scavengers, people who try to pay me to get hits or load them a piece, and people who blatantly try to be your best friend when they find out you have better shit.
MexicanWarlord420
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When there's a group and some asshole decides to chief for a minute
Billy Blunts
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1. mute people
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Billy Blunts
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2. person who insists on rolling the l, only to roll a piece of shit, and you no your l would be 420x better
3. THA RIPPER - person who rips the blunt like its bong
4. JAMIE STATUS - person who always tries to throw .3 in the blunt of some reg when you threw in .5 of some headies(my friend jamie)
5. Unofficial BUD GURU - person who talks alot about buds but in fact knows little to nothing
6. Just people who cant handle their shit while blazed
3. THA RIPPER - person who rips the blunt like its bong
4. JAMIE STATUS - person who always tries to throw .3 in the blunt of some reg when you threw in .5 of some headies(my friend jamie)
5. Unofficial BUD GURU - person who talks alot about buds but in fact knows little to nothing
6. Just people who cant handle their shit while blazed
SCHMOKEnMUNCHIEGIRL
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That sounds like my brother... we duck and hide cus as soon as he sees you hes telling you "ey man pack a bowl"... I hide in my car smoke my bowl and watch him from there. 
SCHMOKEnMUNCHIEGIRL
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You reminded me of this short story 
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My neighbor called me tryin to c if i have sum greens to smoke ( ok this guy is a cheap bastard, he took me out to smoke and made me buy my own twinkies!!!! NOT COOL! ) but i didnt want to smoke him w mine so i made him bring his own..anyway his cousin looks nice...i mean hes looks like he had swagger so im thinking koo hes into blunts he knows waz up!... anyway he ends up rolling the blunt n im like thinking in my head , this cat better roll a nice blunt. Im pretty sure theres people out there who are anal at the way people roll their greens cus we swear were the bestest rollers...
shit i tell everyone im the designated blunt roller... ok this guy rolled the SHITTIEST BLUNT EVA !! I mean youd suck on this thing and it was sooo loose that shit lookes wrinkled.... so embarrasing for the poor guy cus right after i rolled a FAT MOTHASUCKA! 
:My neighbor called me tryin to c if i have sum greens to smoke ( ok this guy is a cheap bastard, he took me out to smoke and made me buy my own twinkies!!!! NOT COOL! ) but i didnt want to smoke him w mine so i made him bring his own..anyway his cousin looks nice...i mean hes looks like he had swagger so im thinking koo hes into blunts he knows waz up!... anyway he ends up rolling the blunt n im like thinking in my head , this cat better roll a nice blunt. Im pretty sure theres people out there who are anal at the way people roll their greens cus we swear were the bestest rollers...
shit i tell everyone im the designated blunt roller... ok this guy rolled the SHITTIEST BLUNT EVA !! I mean youd suck on this thing and it was sooo loose that shit lookes wrinkled.... so embarrasing for the poor guy cus right after i rolled a FAT MOTHASUCKA!
SCHMOKEnMUNCHIEGIRL
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Or how about this one... HOPEFULLY IM NOT THE ONLY one
I smoke w my entire family... And i hate it when im chillen smokin jus feeling good staring at the clouds you know having a good conversation w my other smokers WHEN ONE OF MY SIBLINGS OR POPS decides to come and start jus talking spontaneos shit for whatever reason... just happened to me on saturday... i took my schmoke my piece and left... maybe that person wouldve finished getting smoked out if only they wouldve shut up and smoke !!! LIKE LETS ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE CUS YOURE KILLING MY HIGH!!!!
I smoke w my entire family... And i hate it when im chillen smokin jus feeling good staring at the clouds you know having a good conversation w my other smokers WHEN ONE OF MY SIBLINGS OR POPS decides to come and start jus talking spontaneos shit for whatever reason... just happened to me on saturday... i took my schmoke my piece and left... maybe that person wouldve finished getting smoked out if only they wouldve shut up and smoke !!! LIKE LETS ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE CUS YOURE KILLING MY HIGH!!!!
moobyghost
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I hate C. I am always the FSM-damned driver.
Don't me for the yawning though, can't help it, it relaxes me.
Don't me for the yawning though, can't help it, it relaxes me.
SCHMOKEnMUNCHIEGIRL
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Damn this thread is so reminding me of the person who thought up this thread with me ... in a bad way . My lil sis came home yesterday cus she ran into her friend mary at her work and shes like oh "Mary said that her sister "alicia" was trying to smoke her out but shes trying to quit so she denied the hit...my lil sis was pissed off cus this girl alicia has been at my house for the past couple of days smoking my stuff when she has her own and she hit me up a couple of times today too, did not pick up ! ....THE NERVE TO HELP START OUT A THREAD LIKE THIS when she all the names on the list. dang my lil sis was right.... geez im now jus truly noticing all the little things... EEK!!!! gotta scadadle when i c her now !