Do you ride the crimson tide?
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lahadaextranjera
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My logistics are shit for the month of june 2015! That's it, a fucked up sex month for me. He's been gone for nearly 2 weeks and I was on before that, not when he was away.
So I only get one week this month of sex. That's terrible. I'm taking him to dinner next but I've brought the dog so we need to eat on a terrace on the street.
So I only get one week this month of sex. That's terrible. I'm taking him to dinner next but I've brought the dog so we need to eat on a terrace on the street.
Yessica...
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Did he know what a BEAST you are in the downstairs?
I'm still flabbergasted. It's like the biggest one I have ever seen attached to a person I like.
Porn doesn't count. Don't know those dudes and most of them are freaks. Hence the porn industry.
charface
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And by funny she clearly means. I'm on my way.Lmfao in the car in the airport car park! God ur a funny girl!
a senile fungus
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One of my ex's told me I should do porn. Same one that suggested I make a mold of my penis so that women everywhere could enjoy it.
Oh, BTW, I've had my redwings for years, doesn't bother me in the least.
Wait, why are we talking about my penis again?
No one wants to read that yessi...
lahadaextranjera
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Checked in ready! Canada is a long one!
a senile fungus
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This is my father, shooting squirrels from the kitchen window.
Like a boss...
Like a boss...
ttystikk
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They end up on the same schedule.
a senile fungus
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I wonder where the evolutionary advantage lies?
ttystikk
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Good question. I've no clue, but it's a well established phenomenon.
charface
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lahadaextranjera
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Lol! I don't think I've ever said "it's too big" I may have said "baby, can you make it smaller?"
ttystikk
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Yoda like.
ttystikk
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I'm soooo gonna leave this one alone...Lol! I don't think I've ever said "it's too big" I may have said "baby, can you make it smaller?"
charface
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Yeah plus, I can show you the old disappearing, reappearing, disappearing salami trick.Lol! I don't think I've ever said "it's too big" I may have said "baby, can you make it smaller?"
Gary Goodson
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I used to know this chick that could make it disappear. Like she had no gag reflex, now you see it now you don't
charface
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My aunt used to deep throat it while you were cumming so she could lick the balls.
Wait I meant my ex.
Gary Goodson
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Tell your tia I'm omw
charface
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Yeah, If you cant throat it just use lots of hand.
No need to burst the vessels in your eyes.
Unless you want to?