Do you smoke before work???

If so how much and what type of work do you do?

My last job as a production supervisor, I never smoked before work, but 2 of my coworkers smoked before and at every break.

Lol, back in the day I was in banking, would kill my spliff in the car before work.
Believe it or not I worked with millions of dollars every day... and yep, I made the occasional little booboo...

I toke before classes, usually a few volcano bags as to not be completely blitzed. Believe it or not I've renewed interest in learning and can actually focus a lot better

Ive smoke before just about every job ive ever had.. I have a funny story. I use to work a Magganos, about 5 years ago when I was 19, an overpriced Italian restraunt, I was a server. I came in baked and had a tray full of wine and martini's about 15 in all and my managers bitching at me to hurry up so I put them all on one tray. All the glasses were diffrent shapes and most were top heavy. They went to a table of old people, all in their 60s. I took off about 6 drinks and the table was really cramp so I had to reach over peoples shoulders to put them on the table. Little did people know I just started serving and was baked or maybe they would of helped out a bit. If youve ever served before you know learning to carry those drink trays can be a bitch. So Im reaching over this one ladies shoulder and this server almost bumps my tray so I pull it back a bit and I see the back drink start to wobble. It tips and dominoe effects all the rest I pull all of them back as fast as I can but the red wine SOAKS this lady dressed in all white. She freaks out and it was a huge scene. LMAO. I appologize multiple times and leave as soon as possible. Shes saying she has to leave and go to the mall right now to go buy new clothes from the mall. So obviously everything was comped and they paid for her clothes and I got demoted and quit. LMAO. Good Times..

lol you mean there is actualy a postition below that?
Always pisses me off when busines owners behave like that full well knowing there insurance would cover it.

lmao ya there is. servers made a ton there. Over $200 for 5 hour shift on weekends. But ya i was demoted to catering and wouldnt do it so i quit.

Just though of another hilarious story about being stoned at work. This was about 3 years ago when I was 21. I worked at Improv Comedy Club, which is the one thats on tv sometimes. I was a server again. They had a lot of c list celebs there. Joe Rogan, Ralphie Maye, and a host of others I forget. Anyways I just started this job a few weeks earlier and completed my "training." I had 15 tables which all got seated all at once, I dunno how many people served but in a normal restraunt you get 3-4 tables at a time so this was a whole diffrent ball game. Jeff Dunam was the comedian, "the puppet guy," anyways hes a pretty big name. This place seats like 200 + people. It was packed and people were standing. To make a long story short I fuck up just about everything possible. People are getting appitizers after there dinner, it was nuts. Missing food, drinks, everything.

So I particularly fuck up bad with this table that has three couples of old people, late sixties - early seventies . This one guy at the table seems fascinated that my name is "Jon" the same as his. He keeps making small talk so I ablige him even though I was extremely busy. Their food and drinks get all fucked up. So I expect like no tip from them. So Im shocked when I see twenty dollars from each couple. One guy leaves me his bussiness card in the with the tip saying "call me" on it.

So the next day I call him thinking maybe he wants to offer me a job or something. I say "Hi, this is your server at Improv Comedy Club." He says, " Hi, Im really happy you called! What days do you work?" So I tell him. He then says. " Sooooo, I have a boat, I was wondering if you want to come on my boat." I was like uhhh, ya Im really busy let me call you back. " He continues to tell me about his boat and I just hand up. Wierdest phone conversation I have ever had... I dunno exactly what he wanted, but I never expected a 70 year old homo to be hitting on me.

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But i smoke before college (level 3 motor vehicle maintenance) doesnt really help me in the theory side of it as i fall asleep or start drawing shit and forget everything my tutor says. But when i get in the workshop everything just flows, i get my tools and get the job done, no questions asked, nothing gets broken. Fair enough sometimes i forget to put things back where they should be, eg. pistons in the cylinders but MOST of the time im good

when i worked at the movie theatre,, we smoked all the time we never cared and i got my job done without it interfering. But at my job for the state i dont bc i really like my boss and i feel like it would disappoint him if i did, so i dont before work.

No not a chance i have done in the past but not no more i smoke to relax, if i smoked b4 work i'd be thinking fuck dis i'm off home or go and hide pickled in some dark coner.

not before work but i'l have one at lunchtime just to ease me through the day AAGGGGHHHHH!

Not before but during and after work, lol everyday the employees rotate who brings in a blunt (even though I hate blunts. pref goldenwrap coconut) and we go back two at a time for 3 to 10 minutes while the other two are watching the front to keep a look out and deal with costumers.

man if i smoke before work it slowes everything down, kinda throws me off.
i manage a small kitchen so orginization and flow is a must.. i would rather go do my shift drive home like i am on fire . then get riplaxed.
althogh on special occasions a little buzz before or during is a welcomed change..

I smoke everyday. I go to class high lol and I am a sociology major with an emphasis on juvenile crimial theories.

haha good posts everyone, I agree when I get high before work everything slows down..

JN811 said:

haha good posts everyone, I agree when I get high before work everything slows down..

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Im pretty sure the only job I havent smoked at was my first job when I was 15 lol. Other than that, yes I do. Ive had those jobs where you absolutely have to smoke before/during/after or youd go crazy (i.e. 6am-2pm Janitor) and ive had jobs where you do because if you didnt youd be a dumbass for not taking advantage of the possibilities (i.e. Arcade employee)

I just dont get how people can do this. I cant even be around people if Im high. I like to be with a girl or alone and thats it. Ive gone out a few times and it sucks bc I cant even talk to people that I want to talk to. My friends say it will get better but who knows? Ive smoked everyday for the last 3-4 months and my tolerence is still very low I guess.

i used to burn everyday before and during work, at first it was picking gerberas and working with half retarded, very christian people, so it was quite relaxing and chill and sometimes very entertaining. the days went by so fucking slow but i got to listen to my ipod and got free coffee and took my daily nap at lunch so it was all good. after that i got moved to assembly line and i was gonna fucking kill myself so i left.

texashustle said:

I just dont get how people can do this. I cant even be around people if Im high. I like to be with a girl or alone and thats it. Ive gone out a few times and it sucks bc I cant even talk to people that I want to talk to. My friends say it will get better but who knows? Ive smoked everyday for the last 3-4 months and my tolerence is still very low I guess.

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Don't worry man I used to be the same, you just gotta learn to break outta your shell than things become alot better. I'm all around shy so in a way its taught me to open up more not only when I'm high but when sober too.