When a good looking women walks in, i sometimes do 'stand' up.
without leaving my chair,,,,,,
Hell if I was to stand up, i may fall over on her, grab a boob, a lil' tush,
and get slapped for it, toots.
I decided since y'all have equal rights, maybe you should be standing up for me,
I've got real bad knees, a back broken 2 times and a broken neck,
help a guy out honey.
And speaking of walking, i use a cane. kinda hard to do a one hitter, use the cane and open the damn door for you, how about holding it for me sweetie,
So no, i don't want to stand up, have a knee go out, tip over and fall and have people think i'm drunk, just because a female with equal rights walks in, know what i mean babe?
Now if yer a Redhead, forget everything i just wrote.
boomerb is quite
bomblasted, harvested
some and then
got hashded,
silly b'l never learn,
the hash is headier
than the mighty worm
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