Does anyone else perch when they poop?
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Tim Fox
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did someone say 2180?Ikr!! It's so Racerboy! Bet his TP is rear-engined and air-cooled ...
ruby fruit
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I know a girl who made my mate lay under a glass coffee table while she perched and shit on it....
He legged it after all it was a one night stand
He legged it after all it was a one night stand
Lol
Diabolical666
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" your mate ay" lol
Thats a shitty one night stand
Im a little freaked about swapping fluids with new person let alone gettin poo involved..thats just gross
ttystikk
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I want to know where that bathroom is... So I can make sure never to go there.View attachment 3924516
You're cool we've been doing it for ages. It's a more natural way to express yourself.
Myself having digestive issues, find rotating my upper body while sitting will get things to fall out.
Bob Zmuda
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Alright OP. I just tried your method. It's pretty fun! For 2 reasons:
1. You get to see the poop come out and make a gracious swan dive into lake Minnetonka.
2. The 8" or so elevation in rise from your anus let's the poop gather more momentum before it's glorious cannonball. BIG SPLASHES!
I'd give your method a 6/10. It was enjoyable. But I'll never do it again/would not recommend to friends/family.
1. You get to see the poop come out and make a gracious swan dive into lake Minnetonka.
2. The 8" or so elevation in rise from your anus let's the poop gather more momentum before it's glorious cannonball. BIG SPLASHES!
I'd give your method a 6/10. It was enjoyable. But I'll never do it again/would not recommend to friends/family.
smokermore
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That sounds a bit unnecessary. Could be danger involved.
When I first moved into the rent house I'm in now, I had to go about a week with no water. I'd go find a spot in my backyard which is about 3 wooded acres, pop a squat, and do my business. Was very peaceful.
smokermore
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Pretty much lol
smokermore
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Lol Thank you! I appreciate ur honest opinion. I love comments like these. Makes me wanna keep posting all my weird shit.
cat of curiosity
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smokermore
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I'm a fucking marksman. The squirts however usually get pretty dirty. Most of the time there is quit a splash, but with exploding diarrhea comes a horrible back splash.
I use to not be as careful and I've had water plash up into my eyes several times, long ago..
smokermore
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Ahh yes that is another technique I use often, mainly to hide the splash sound when I have visitors.
smokermore
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Only when I'm pooping. Sometimes I'll aim for the turd if it's soft.
smokermore
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I've noticed deep breaths usually helps out tremendously. I'll have to give ur way a go.View attachment 3924516
You're cool we've been doing it for ages. It's a more natural way to express yourself.
Myself having digestive issues, find rotating my upper body while sitting will get things to fall out.
smokermore
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Pissing and shitting for foreplay is where I draw the line. Unless they accidentally shit on my dick during anal, that's the price we have to pay sometimes I guess.
smokermore
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I would have to agree.
smokermore
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Give it a try a few more times! I can almost guarantee you'll never go back. And your legs will be stronger.
I can't stand not being able to see what I just created. Like occasionally when I'm sitting down and release what feels like a monster, but then I look down and it's already slipped into the toilet hole.