Jimdamick
Well-Known Member
I recently ran out of herb, for probably the 1st time in, shit, I can't remember actually how long, maybe 30 years. My wife didn't order the seeds on time, so I lost a cycle, and the witch told me I wouldn't have to blast her for the next 6 months in order to make up for her fuck up ( I hope she screws up again, in a bizarre way).
So, I went on a roach hunt, trying to find as many of those half consumed blunts laying around my house as possible, and then I opened a drawer, and saw an old pipe that I haven't used for at least 20 years. You should know the type if you ever smoked herb in the 60's or 70's or 80's, the 1/2' diameter screw together pipe that was constructed so you could make all these different shapes. You could personalize it by how many pieces you used. Like a Lego's for stoners.
Anyway. I pulled out the pipe, and holy shit, I had put some herb in the chamber (the silver metal coupling), like a decade before. Outstanding. It was like a fucking time capsule. Emptied the oily herb in to the top bowl of the same pipe, torched that monkey up, and inhaled some pre-historic Panama Red/Columbian Gold/Thai shit that was aged like a fine wine. It WAS FUCKING GREAT!!!.
So, if anyone doesn't have one of those old standard silver screw together pipes, go buy one, and shove some good pot into the chamber, use it a few times, and toss it to the back of your sock drawer. You will find it when your moving out of that hell hole you used to call home, before that cocksucker (not used in a good way) partner showed up.
So, I went on a roach hunt, trying to find as many of those half consumed blunts laying around my house as possible, and then I opened a drawer, and saw an old pipe that I haven't used for at least 20 years. You should know the type if you ever smoked herb in the 60's or 70's or 80's, the 1/2' diameter screw together pipe that was constructed so you could make all these different shapes. You could personalize it by how many pieces you used. Like a Lego's for stoners.
Anyway. I pulled out the pipe, and holy shit, I had put some herb in the chamber (the silver metal coupling), like a decade before. Outstanding. It was like a fucking time capsule. Emptied the oily herb in to the top bowl of the same pipe, torched that monkey up, and inhaled some pre-historic Panama Red/Columbian Gold/Thai shit that was aged like a fine wine. It WAS FUCKING GREAT!!!.
So, if anyone doesn't have one of those old standard silver screw together pipes, go buy one, and shove some good pot into the chamber, use it a few times, and toss it to the back of your sock drawer. You will find it when your moving out of that hell hole you used to call home, before that cocksucker (not used in a good way) partner showed up.
