Does anyone twit? Tweet? Twitagra? I dont know - am I missing out?

racerboy71

racerboy71

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Yessica... said:
Eventually when the satellite here gets out from behind the clouds, I will be able to watch that. Oh it worked - hahahahaha - whats a vine? hahaha

A bunch of my friends luuuuuuurve Insta-douche. They keep saying how much I would luuurve it. I would, probably. But I would probably offend more people that dont have a good sense of humour, than actually make people laugh...

So many people have a fuckin stick up their ass....hahaha

Not here on the RIU....I like it here!
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vines are short videos, i think with like a 13 second time limit, but i have no idea how or where one would go to to post vines..
and yes, it seems that insta douche is pretty popular today, but again, i'm pretty clueless tbh..
 
Yessica...

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Maybe they think I would like it because I post pictures of food on facebook? What they maybe don't realize - is I only post pictures of food I MAKE, in an album called "makin food babies".

Also - I don't the idea of people that I don't intend to see my stuff, seeing my stuff. If I post a picture here - it's because I want other open-minded marijuana enthusiasts seeing my things.

I DON'T want some wanker chick from insta-hurt stealing my pictures and then starting a interweb profile somewhere pretending to be me. I've heard shit like that happens - like on dating sites when you put up pictures of OTHER people and say it's you.

If they are trying to do that to get laid - don't they see a problem there? You're going to meet a person, and unless they are blind, or it's very very very dark - they're probably going to figure out you're a big fat liar...

Although at that point, maybe it wouldn't matter - because your date would realize that if this girl is willing to lie about who she is, and what she looks like - in order to GET a date - well....she probably loves Butt-stuff....

hahahahah
 
Skuxx

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It's for people that really like attention basically....... which we all like some attention but holy shit it seems like everyone gets carried away these days. I've never even been on the site so I guess I shouldn't talk shit
 
Yessica...

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racerboy71 said:
i had to sign up when riu was down during the re-launch as all of the mods were locked out.. i started a twatter account, and luckily sunni got back to me in a few minutes..
now i have no clue as to watt my twatter name even was, maybe something like hairy hole @twatter.com? :D
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I can't remember mine either...I'm pretty sure it was:

"The zombie A-cock-alypse"

Which is also the name of a zombie porno-graphic novel I started writing. Zombies need sexy lovin' too. I haven't thought about THAT is forever - hahahaha.

Oh it's funny the things we do when we are desperately sexually frustrated because you're dating a total Vagina-boy who you cant bring yourself to have sex with, yet you're too afraid to break up with....

So, you use your frustration to write zombie-porn. OBVI. hahahaha
 
Yessica...

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Skuxx said:
It's for people that really like attention basically....... which we all like some attention but holy shit it seems like everyone gets carried away these days. I've never even been on the site so I guess I shouldn't talk shit
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ATTENTION!!! I hate attention! hahahah

That is not true - I am an attention whore. But only the attention of awesome people. D-bags and boring-folk need not apply....
 
Commander Strax

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Yessica... said:
Eventually when the satellite here gets out from behind the clouds, I will be able to watch that. Oh it worked - hahahahaha - whats a vine? hahaha
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Vine is the best way to see and share life in motion. Create short, beautiful, looping videos in a simple and fun way for your friends and family to see.

The service allows users to record and edit six-second long video clips, which can be then published through Vine's social network and shared on other services such as Facebook and Twitter. Vine's app can also be used to browse through videos posted by other users, along with groups of videos by theme, and trending videos.

It is twitter but video instead of the written word
 
Yessica...

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But that pringles twatter? hahahahahah - every time I laugh...

"...you stupid mother fuckers."

hahahahahahahahaha
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Commander Strax said:
Vine is the best way to see and share life in motion. Create short, beautiful, looping videos in a simple and fun way for your friends and family to see.

The service allows users to record and edit six-second long video clips, which can be then published through Vine's social network and shared on other services such as Facebook and Twitter. Vine's app can also be used to browse through videos posted by other users, along with groups of videos by theme, and trending videos.

It is twitter but video instead of the written word
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Are you the inventor of "vine"?
 
dr.gonzo1

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Commander Strax said:
Vine is the best way to see and share life in motion. Create short, beautiful, looping videos in a simple and fun way for your friends and family to see.

The service allows users to record and edit six-second long video clips, which can be then published through Vine's social network and shared on other services such as Facebook and Twitter. Vine's app can also be used to browse through videos posted by other users, along with groups of videos by theme, and trending videos.

It is twitter but video instead of the written word
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Don't know if you'll understand much of this due to the accent but it's the best vine ever.


Edit: after watching that back for the first time in a while, maybe I was a bit quick to call it "best vine ever" It's a pretty deep decent from awkward, terrible joke telling tradesman to broken, alcholic bampot.

A common narrative in Scotland
 
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dr.gonzo1

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Not the easiest accent to understand but the guy makes some good videos. This is a bit more visual:

Frosty jacks is a high strength cider drank by what we like to call "nuggets"

 
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racerboy71

racerboy71

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Not the easiest accent to understand but the guy makes some good videos. This is a bit more visual:

Frosty jacks is a high strength cider drank by what we like to call "nuggets"

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idk, again, i don't get it.. what's so constantly funny that he feels the need to have that crazy laugh every two seconds? maybe it's a language barrier..
 
dr.gonzo1

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racerboy71 said:
idk, again, i don't get it.. what's so constantly funny that he feels the need to have that crazy laugh every two seconds? maybe it's a language barrier..
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Nah, I get you. Prob not that funny tbh.

Can I try you with just one more? Really like limmy and feel I've done him a disservice showing you his vines first.

This is a guest spot he has on a national type show.

 
Yessica...

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dr.gonzo1 said:

Nah, I get you. Prob not that funny tbh.

Can I try you with just one more? Really like limmy and feel I've done him a disservice showing you his vines first.

This is a guest spot he has on a national type show.

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He's Scottish eh? Well...my oldest known relative was John Scott, born in 1683....fuck I can't remember the town: Dusselenfrutenshire? It was long and started with a D....

bahahahahahahahaha - didn't mean to do that - but....AWESOME.

Anywho - I am Scottish, far enough back. I wonder if him and I are related?
 
Yessica...

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I guess we are all related if you believe that Adam and Eve were everyone's parents. I think the snake in that story sounds a little more like me than rib-boy and bitch-face.

All the trouble in the world comes from EVE? Fuck you Adam - it was your rib - YOU DID IT! hahaha
 
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