Doggy Ass Gas Got Me Thinking...

Saint Skinny

Saint Skinny

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I was sitting at home today with my sidekick (My dog Sati Va..pronounced "SAY•TEE VAY" Lol my 3 year old Aussie Shepherd/Blue Heeler mix.) It was about time to start winding down so I plopped in my chair for a lil smoke sesh. The bud I had in the grinder was dankness... like you can FEEL the smell hit you in the face when you open the jar. I mumbled to myself "doesnt get much stronger stank than this!" About half a nanosecond after i said that I FELT another odor... did I mention Sati eats too fast and swallows air when she eats? Yeah... needless to say she expells air now and then... anyway I'm getting off track.

My puppys ass gas got me thinkin about the stankiest of the dank strains...so I ask, What are the stinkiest strains you've ever come across?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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My Trainwreck pheno is unbelievably stinky. One custie said it smells like dead whale dipped in gasoline, and that's not inaccurate. It is so dank that I cannot keep even a gram in the trunk, the smell will permeate into the car's cabin and overpower everything. I give first time customers a smell proof baggie, or small glass jar with their first purchase. I tell them to bring it by each time they re up, and they're sorry when they don't. A buddy of mine used to buy some sour d that was just as pungent. Someone should name a strain Doggie Farts...
 
Tangerine_

Tangerine_

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whitebb2727 said:
Cheese bomb.

Disgusting. Cheese, puke, feet, baby poo, skunky smell.

Just horrible. Strong. One little nug does what Tyler is talking about.

I have also grown out seeds saved from different skunk weed I had growing up. Range from cat piss to road kill.
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Up until he passed a few yrs ago my dad grew the strongest smelling skunk bud I've ever encountered. No sweetness...just straight up skunk piss that could easily cause your eyes to tear up. And the smell carried over to taste as well.
Back in the late 80s early 90s I can remember stashing QPs in the door panels of an old Cutlass I had before heading off to one of many GD concerts. Disguising the odor always proved difficult. Though on the way home from those shows I'm sure the second skin of filth we'd acquired (along with missing brain cells) could easily rival the pot odor. :oops:
 
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Saint Skinny

Saint Skinny

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tyler.durden said:
My Trainwreck pheno is unbelievably stinky. One custie said it smells like dead whale dipped in gasoline, and that's not inaccurate. It is so dank that I cannot keep even a gram in the trunk, the smell will permeate into the car's cabin and overpower everything. I give first time customers a smell proof baggie, or small glass jar with their first purchase. I tell them to bring it by each time they re up, and they're sorry when they don't. A buddy of mine used to buy some sour d that was just as pungent. Someone should name a strain Doggie Farts...
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Trainwreck is deff a stinker! My moms ex grew some Jamaican lambs bread ( or maybe lambs breath... so many fookin names) Ihad a half OZ in the glovebox for all of 15 minutes @ 6pm. The next day when I was leaving the 'done clinic and my friend IHOP needed a ride...( IHOP is an older Af. Am. Ladie who lost a leg and has a prosthetic. Sweet as could be but a bit loud/talkative lol) as soon as she sat in the car she goes 'Woooh boy, you must have a skunk with ya! Make sure you isnt speedin cuz that smells so loud I cant hear myself think! We dont need no jonny law today honey!"...I laughed so hard I cried
 
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