Donald Trump Private Citizen

The derision continues. “The big announcement is that [that man] has released his own Pokémon cards.”


Bought the whole set. I figure these and the commemorative coins should settle my retirement and fund my move to florida.
 
Keep some powder dry for the super limited Triumph Edition in which he vanquishes his arch-nemesis The Prosecutor.
I do wish trump had had his way and spread his shirt on the whitehouse lawn to reveal his unitard bearing a red "t" upon his triumph over covid. Merely saluting the marine helicopter upon his return was just so weak.
 
apparently he stole the pics that he put his orange melon on. lmao. this guy was potus just 2 years ago. wow.
 
Bought the whole set. I figure these and the commemorative coins should settle my retirement and fund my move to florida.
that is something else i can't quite understand....
why are so many magats moving to florida? i know the obvious reason, that's the new home of fascism in America, unfortunately, under the leadership of der fuhrer desantis, but home prices are ridiculous, rental properties are rare and costly, they're talking about a state income tax, and THE OCEAN IS RISING...Miami, the Keys, and Fort Lauderdale are all 3 feet above sea level...the entire coastline is close to that...where they seem to be building madly...hope those cheap row houses are water tight, cause they're gonna have to float in the relatively near future...
 
that is something else i can't quite understand....
why are so many magats moving to florida? i know the obvious reason, that's the new home of fascism in America, unfortunately, under the leadership of der fuhrer desantis, but home prices are ridiculous, rental properties are rare and costly, they're talking about a state income tax, and THE OCEAN IS RISING...Miami, the Keys, and Fort Lauderdale are all 3 feet above sea level...the entire coastline is close to that...where they seem to be building madly...hope those cheap row houses are water tight, cause they're gonna have to float in the relatively near future...

Excellent point. Best the seas send all of Florida to the fate of Atlantis.
 
apparently he stole the pics that he put his orange melon on. lmao. this guy was potus just 2 years ago. wow.
that is bad raised to the level of a dark art.
 
In a few days the memes will start and we will be posting the "alternative cards", the ones where he is in an orange jump suit being purp walked, the indictment series.
 
I think I have the card thing figured out, obviously he is working on an insanity plea for when they indict him. "Your honor, only a moron or someone insane would do that"!
It’s already been done.


It’s not going well.

 
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