looks like an interesting idea....I think that you need ears to be "dizzy" ....and a brain of some kind is prob a help... no ,,I don't think your plant will get dizzy as they are set up with a different type of nervous system which does need to adapt constantly to movement.....give it a go you could be onto a winner
equal airflow, equal lighting....sounds real good, in theory. it'd be a very intersting experiment. I've never seen it done but it seems like somebody somewhere should have thought of it way before now. this plants been around for thousands of years.