Dreaded Hair Test! Help!!

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mdj1808

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Hey guys. I hope I am posting this in the right place, if not please let me know and I'll delete and move it.

I have a hair test on Wednesday. Here is a little background:

I'm 5'11, weigh about 135 lbs and probably have an average metabolism.

I have been a heavy smoker for about 9 years. Chronic, hydro...whatever the term is these days haha but the always the good stuff.

I have an amazing job opportunity and only found out recently that I would have to take a hair test. I figured piss test, no problem, I've subbed before and I can do it again. So I continued smoking. When I found out I may have to take a hair test, I quit.

Anyway, I've been clean for about 42 days now. Pissing clean finally.

I used TSal and clarifying shampoos for about 2 weeks. I've had my hair dyed just a week ago. And I've been using the Mac method (vinegar, clean and clear, shampoo with propylene glycol, tide) to cleanse my hair. Done about 4 treatments so far. And I am getting my stylist to get her to redye me again tomorrow just for good measure.

I don't know anyone who personally has experience passing a hair test.

Can someone tell me if I at least have a chance? I am FREAKING out!!
 
mdj1808 said:
Hey guys. I hope I am posting this in the right place, if not please let me know and I'll delete and move it.

I have a hair test on Wednesday. Here is a little background:

I'm 5'11, weigh about 135 lbs and probably have an average metabolism.

I have been a heavy smoker for about 9 years. Chronic, hydro...whatever the term is these days haha but the always the good stuff.

I have an amazing job opportunity and only found out recently that I would have to take a hair test. I figured piss test, no problem, I've subbed before and I can do it again. So I continued smoking. When I found out I may have to take a hair test, I quit.

Anyway, I've been clean for about 42 days now. Pissing clean finally.

I used TSal and clarifying shampoos for about 2 weeks. I've had my hair dyed just a week ago. And I've been using the Mac method (vinegar, clean and clear, shampoo with propylene glycol, tide) to cleanse my hair. Done about 4 treatments so far. And I am getting my stylist to get her to redye me again tomorrow just for good measure.

I don't know anyone who personally has experience passing a hair test.

Can someone tell me if I at least have a chance? I am FREAKING out!!
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Yes you at least have a chance.
 
neosapien said:
If you don't post a nude pic of you and your hair, how can we possibly help you?
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Nothing you can do man , they test the follicle , dyes , shampoos , nothing you can do short of waxing your head and ripping out your follicles, but dont do that or it might not grow back . take the L . sorry to be the bearer of bad news
 
I've used the Urinator to great effect on several occasions.

The last time I had to use it, I ended up having to do stretches and bends for the female doctor, while that thing was strapped to my groin. Craziest thing ever. I was a 1/4 of a second from just saying fuck it, and walking out. Somehow, the doctor didn't notice the big giant bag up against my junk.
 
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