Drug Etiquette!!!

la9

Well-Known Member
How about

#8 Fuck you guys

has anyone used that yet..........................

followed by

"rule #101 dont put gary busey as your avatar"

that is funny stuff.
 

nvirgo79

Well-Known Member
don't ask if your plants are "ready" without clear pics of trichs, cause is is how you know if it is ready.. your plant is ready when the trichs tell you it's ready. if you don't belive us then just cut it down when you feel like it ,like your going to do any way. READ THE FAQS... A FEW TIMES.. or as many as it takes till you get it..
 

ANC

Well-Known Member
We don't talk about fightclub!!!!!!!!!!!

Never go blurting out names of people you smoked with, or namedropping for importance and shit like that, its juvenile, like my spelling.



Some copied and pasted thingies for you too.

  1. The person who rolls the joint, gets to light it.
  2. Pass the joint around in a circular fashion.
  3. Do not hang on the joint for too long - this is called a 'Bogart' and is a serious breach of etiquette.
  4. If when smoking, someone asks for a sip of your drink, you must give them some, dry mouth is horrible and tortuous.
  5. If you ask for a sip of someone's drink, take only that and NOT a gulp.
  6. It's very impolite to pass someone the very end of a joint.
  7. Try not to get the end of the joint wet with saliva.
  8. If a good friend runs out of weed and you have some spare, give it to him and he in turn will reciprocate in your time of need.
  9. Don't skin up using someone else's gear without asking.
http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/contents.htm
 

904chronic

Active Member
don't hold the blunt or j and talk for a long time while its still burning, pass then talk..

if you drop the blunt or j clean it off before passing

if someone smokes you out all the time offer to do the same

don't critisize other peoples rolling skills if its their green, as bad as they may be

if someone your smoking withs friend comes into the circle during a session one of them needs to ASK before hes passed the green

DO NOT SPILL BONG WATER ON MY CARPET! I DON"T CARE HOW IT HAPPENED DON'T DO IT! and if you do clean it up with the quickness
 

brianc01088

New Member
there is tonns. i learnd lots of pot Etiquette/karma from my step father a while back, and i am a strong beleaverin both. ALWAISE share alwaise say thank you, never take the last hoot, dont bougart the joint. immagin it as dooing it with your grandmother .. alwaise be as polite as pissible..
Dude! I don't mean to lack etiquette but please learn how to spell. It will make it easier to read your post.
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
Ok, two tips for the spilled bong water (because, let's face it, it's likely we've ALL had that little accident).

#1) Big towel, put it on whatever you've spilled on, and STAND ON IT. The towel will wick up a hell of a lot of that bong water, and may even leave it dry. Turn it as necessary to get all of it pulled up (for me, this is usually my carpet).

#2) Fuck Febreeze, get yourself something called Odorcide. It's a concentrated deodorizing product that is used by the professionals who do things like clean up crime scenes and the homes of those who fell and couldn't get up and subsequently rotted where they lay. When I bought my bottle it was about $30, you use an ounce or two at a time at MOST for most smell problems (ours were my father-in-law's cat that kept getting inside and peeing, and my Ridgie who marks my father-in-law's room whenever she gets inside).

Don't screw around with anything else, use Odorcide. Once it works its magic for you, you'll wonder where the hell it's been all your life.
 

thephantompain1990

Well-Known Member
don't critisize other peoples rolling skills if its their green, as bad as they may be
This rule is painful. The other day i was at a friends house and some guy came over to get a bag. Well me and my friend are chilling with some people and he decides he wants to roll a joint. Normally there were so many people there that i wouldnt even try to hit it but most of them had quit smoking(pussies). It was just us 3 smoking. Well he rolls one of the worst joints ive ever seen. The thing was loose and bent and he had tried to make a paper roach for the end but it was too small and too thin of paper so it made the joint even flimsier.

through all this neither of us said anything to they guy

then we went outside to smoke.

the guy doesnt put it up to his mouth like you would to normally light it. He start just burning the end of. I am sitting there thinking "oh thats cool hes just getting the paper off the end. ha. well instead. he just keeps burning it. he had burnt over 1/3 of the joint and me and my friend had been staring each other down like "what the fuck is this guy doing" so my friend is like "hey man i think its lit now..." and he retorts with "yeah im just trying to keep it from running". he then proceeds to burn it until half way down the joint. we all got like 2 hits off of it.
 

thephantompain1990

Well-Known Member
HAA HA HA HA HA HAA!!! What was he on.. I mean, before he hit it? :lol:
he seemed fine to me. he just didnt seem very smart. he looked like a hippy but then he started trying to talk about weed and i figured out how stupid he is. i didnt realize it was that bad though until we went outside. because of this, im passing next time he wants to smoke. god knows what he could do wrong then. i may not be able to control myself.
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
he seemed fine to me. he just didnt seem very smart. he looked like a hippy but then he started trying to talk about weed and i figured out how stupid he is. i didnt realize it was that bad though until we went outside. because of this, im passing next time he wants to smoke. god knows what he could do wrong then. i may not be able to control myself.
SHIT! Just imagining that made me choke and I almost couldn't hit the quote button. :lol: Poor, poor moron man.
 

7th1der

Well-Known Member
This rule is painful. The other day i was at a friends house and some guy came over to get a bag. Well me and my friend are chilling with some people and he decides he wants to roll a joint. Normally there were so many people there that i wouldnt even try to hit it but most of them had quit smoking(pussies). It was just us 3 smoking. Well he rolls one of the worst joints ive ever seen. The thing was loose and bent and he had tried to make a paper roach for the end but it was too small and too thin of paper so it made the joint even flimsier.

through all this neither of us said anything to they guy

then we went outside to smoke.

the guy doesnt put it up to his mouth like you would to normally light it. He start just burning the end of. I am sitting there thinking "oh thats cool hes just getting the paper off the end. ha. well instead. he just keeps burning it. he had burnt over 1/3 of the joint and me and my friend had been staring each other down like "what the fuck is this guy doing" so my friend is like "hey man i think its lit now..." and he retorts with "yeah im just trying to keep it from running". he then proceeds to burn it until half way down the joint. we all got like 2 hits off of it.
Because of shit like this, I don't smoke joints with people and I always try to be the one rolling the blunt if I am not too sure of your rolling skills. Next time, just go with passing on that cypher. lol
 

nvirgo79

Well-Known Member
I smoke lots of weed, and a joint is "the way to go", on the run.. I smoke half a "j" to the head, of mids, and i'm high... jays are good for 2 people. any more heads you need a blunt. it don't have to be fat, but long and tight will get a few heads a nice buzz.. i'm thinking about going Vape.. never used one, but i hear you get the most out of your bud and it's better for the old respitory system, and taste good to. plus the local head shop is having a 40-60% off 3 day sale. in a few weeks.
 

nunof

Well-Known Member
Don't worry about etiquette as a bunch of rules. Treat people with respect, be generous, and only smoke with friends. If you keep to those three tenants, the rest will work itself out and everyone will be blazed and happy.
 

supertae

Active Member
Hi all, first post but long time reader! Just wanted to tell u all about this one time me and my friends (about 8 of us) was sitting around in a circle passing around this 1 footer(bong). We pass to the left as most and this guy to the right of me when it was his turn put his lips on the outside of the bong! That's right! the outside of the bong like he was giving the bong head! WTF!! Albeit he was fairly new to the smoke game, he wasnt the first to take a hit. If he didnt know how he should've asked or at least have observed the rest of the 7 people infront of him that hit it. Of course I was the only one to speak up altho everyone noticed and was wide-eyed:shock: at what just happend. I told him thats not how u do it and told him how to do it correctly. So it comes back to him and he still puts his lips on the outside!!! Then I had to put my foot down and revoke his smoking privileges. Especially since I was to his left.
 

mrcryce

Well-Known Member
in my apartment of 4 potheads, it is customary to always pack a bowl for the other person when you are not smoking by yourself. the same applies when we have guests over (don't want to be ungracious hosts now...)

I think this is a great system if your usual smoking buddies is a close group of friends.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
lips on the outside of the bong? Was it a tiny little mouthpiece or something? I don't think it's possible to get your lips on the outside of any bong I've ever owned, aside from my bing.
 
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