Drug Test help. Detox & Certo? (Long Post)

I was arrested back in early November for a DUI in a midwestern state.
i didn't drink that much, but i had equipment malfunction.
The police confiscated an 8th of marijuana out of my car, but did not put it in the police report (probably to smoke it themselves, Good Cali Weed).
I was breathalized a little over .08, but because of the MJ, I was also blood tested. This helped becuase my BAC was .06.
However, there was a 2 nanogram reading of THC in my system.

After a few months, the charge was lessened to a reckless driving charge, which is still serious, but not alcohol related.
Also, if i am able to fulfill the needs of the probation officer and finish alcohol/highway classes, then in Mid May, the charge will be lessened to a careless driving charge. After that, I will be going back home for the summer, and the case will be closed.

The problem is, the day i signed up at the probation office, there was a question that asked if i smoked. I crossed yes, and said a few days before. However, the PO never mentioned it at all. Also, at the end of the meeting, she noted that she doesn't feel I have any problems or issues with alcohol or drugs. The DUI was a one-time mistake.

I am 6'2". About 190-200 pounds.
I have been smoking daily ever since I got that DUI. Before then I wasn't a big pot smoker. I'm born and raised in Southern California, but I never liked smoking cause I'd always trip out.
Normally I smoke around an 8th every 2-3 days. I usually go for the mids of the state, which aren't that great.
I have been a pretty lazy, depresssed smoker for the last few months. I don't really have any friends where I'm at now because I transferred schools to out of state.

I met with the probation officer on Mon, April 7th. She never asked me anything about marijuana. I told her that the night I went out was a rare occurrence. I told her I never drink anymore, and that I've been having trouble with issues since the DUI. She didn't say anything about a DT, or anything.

Anyways, I have an appointment at the Shelter Abuse Assessment this coming Wednesday, Apr 16 at 5 pm. The test is estimated to take about 1 hour. There is a mandatory cash fee of $75.
I also have a follow-up meeting with the PO in about 2 weeks. Will the PO DT me after the assessment?

I bought the Vale 4x solution because I heard a lot of good reviews. i've been planing on using this until i read about using certo and jelly.

If I drank Vale 4x solution and then certo/jelly, would it work? What would be the best way to use both to pass the drug test? Or should i only use one?

If the interviewer asks me about marijuana, what should i say? I am going to tell her that i don't normally smoke. But also, I have met some friends recently, who are avid smokers. Should I use the "one-time peer pressure" approach"? I am planning on getting a MMJ card back in Cali for depression, social anxiety/isolation, etc. Can i note this?

I'm not even sure if I'm going to be DTed. I called my lawyer and he said that it is possible.

My situation is a bit unique about the possibility of a drug test.

This has been a very long post, so thank you for those who read all of it. Please let me know any experiences or advice you can provide. It will be extremely appreciated.

I have heard nothing but good things about Vale, My friend uses it and has never had a problem. After a D.U.I. he had to take a drug test every month. He would smoke for the first two weeks of the month and then cleanse for two weeks and drink vale before the test. He passes every test. Good luck, you probably wont get tested, but it is good you are thinking about it and taking precautions. Enjoy the day, I dont know where you are but looking at the weather channel it is probably raining or snowing. Its raining here.

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yo i got a dui this oct finally in june i got my court date, ive been tested twice passed once and failed once because of alcohol stupid me. the time i passed i hit a small empty advil sealed bottle to my gooch which is very uncomfortable then the genius i am figured out if u wear boxer briefs or tighty whiteys or whatever the fuck it is then ur legit and the pee will be relatively warm. but now i have to continue pee testing and ive moved so i know no one that is sober and i need something quick and 100% legit cause if i fail again god knows what might happen. i am about 6 foot and wear 180 i smoke easily everyday. i live in costa mesa, ca or the oc to make it simple and i need to either find some sort of detox product or fake pee u can buy or anything. i need help desperately so if anyone could help me i would be unbelievebly grateful.

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You don't necessarily need the whole dong, but the synthetic urine works. I would not trust trying to cleanse. I would NEVER say shit about smoking or depression.

I have no idea on the rest.

MJ can make depression a whole lot worse if you don't have it in you to still eat right and excersize and try to stay positive. IF you didn't used to smoke so much and it isn't helping just stop dude it's not that hard if you haven't been doing it that long yet. Try some more "up" type weed too, most of the mids you're propbably getting are prone to make you more depressed than other stuff you could select for a more uplifting high and grow yourself. No weed is better than the wrong weed for some.

Unfortunately, this is a topic with which I have much experience. There have been times in my life where I had to call a phone number every morning. They would give me a color name. If that color was "yellow", I had to present for UA DT within 2 hours. The following was my protocol which I followed in the next 2 hours...

1.) 2 - 5 liters of Water: consume this starting at least 2 hours prior to your test; 3 -4 hours would be best. Do NOT drink it all at once. Drink it over the course of a few hours. Your goal is to remove your normall concentrated urine from your bladder that has detectable metabolites, replacing it with dilute urine with below threshold quantities of bad stuff.

2.) 10 - 15 grams of creatine (any cheap creatine will do): This a bodybuilding supplement that can be found in any health food store or online. Any cheap brand will do. Mix this in orange juice or your juice of choice (5 grams [1 teaspoon] 2 - 3 hours prior to your test, and 5 grams 1 hour prior to your test. Creatine is converted to creatinINE and excreted. To determine urine concentration, creatinine is measured. If your creatinine level is below threshold, your urine will come back as "diluted". It will actually say specimen dilute, or something to this effect in your result. This is cause for suspicion from the tester because it indicates you attempted to dilute your urine by either drinking alot of water or putting water in your sample. Creatine is the KEY to passing a urinalysis drug test!!! You could also use 2 - 5 grams of creatine in the days leading upto the test, but this is not neccessary. It should also be mentioned that creatine can cause diarreah in those not used to consuming it.

3.) B-complex and Vitamin C vitamin (Qty = 2). Take one 2 - 3 hrs prior to test, and the other 1 hour before giving a sample. One of the characteristics of urine that is measured by labs is the color. B vitamins and vitamin C will give your sample a nice yellow color instead of the clear color of your otherwise diluted sample. Capsules work best for quickly turning your urine color yellow.

4.) Make sure you take a good piss or two or THREE before your test. When giving your sample, give early midstream urine. This will insure that the specimen you are giving is dilute, but not measurably dilute.

This works marvelously. Remember, THC from cannabis is fat soluble. It will remain detectable in your urine between 7 and 50 days after your last use depending on your frequency of use and strength of the product you are using. I do not KNOW of anything that will "mask" cannabis metabolites in your urine. I do KNOW that if your urine is diluted enough to reduce to the concentration of cannabis metabolites, AND your urine shows up as normal concentration (normal value of creatinine); you will piss clean.

Hope this helps. I have used this method over 40 times with no positive UA DT. I have actually burned one on the way to the test; and tested clean. Also, in my experience DUI/reckless driving charges do come with monthly urinalysis (usually during visit w/ PO). You may also have to test at any alcohol or drug class you have to take. Feel free to PM me or post further questions / concerns. Good luck!

I don't have time to check for typos right now, hopefully this is clear.