Drug test, I'll be alright.

Confidential Herb

Confidential Herb

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Last night I got a call from work, it's time to come in and drug test. The thing that is so unpleasing about the whole thing is that I had a fat J in my hand when I got the call, on with the story. So I was drinking water like a donkey last night, I'm hoping just to dilute my piss enough so that all that comes out is water, and i'm going to use the B vitamin tablet to turn my piss yellow aswell.

If someone could give me some suggestions, I would appreciate it. I'm planning on going and buying a little detox drink later, and perhaps downing a mouthful of vinegar. I'll do what I have to do.
 
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lol your gonna fail unless its a real ghetto test.Just bring in someones piss in a pill bottle or condom and strap it to your leg.
 
562FireK

562FireK

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Confidential Herb said:
Last night I got a call from work, it's time to come in and drug test. The thing that is so unpleasing about the whole thing is that I had a fat J in my hand when I got the call, on with the story. So I was drinking water like a donkey last night, I'm hoping just to dilute my piss enough so that all that comes out is water, and i'm going to use the B vitamin tablet to turn my piss yellow aswell.

If someone could give me some suggestions, I would appreciate it. I'm planning on going and buying a little detox drink later, and perhaps downing a mouthful of vinegar. I'll do what I have to do.
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The vinegar method definitely works. I was tryin to get a job as an intern mechanic, smoked a day before the drug test. All I did was drink TONS of water the night before, and took a shot of vinegar an hour before the test. That is all.
 
cdrippper2

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lol your gonna fail unless its a real ghetto test.Just bring in someones piss in a pill bottle or condom and strap it to your leg.
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Condom full of clean piss is classic lol. Does work though for those who can pull it off. Keep that baby taped to your leg or something like that and it stays body temp too for the most part
 
DTR

DTR

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me and my wife tried a few shots of vinagar got to the freeway and both started projectile vomiting and had to pull over then failed the test for a job anyways it was classic we laughed our asses off and will never forget that day probably failed since we puked it up but i had a friend that was on probation that smoked everyday and used vinagar and passed everytime or at least thats what he said good luck on your test and keeping it down if you use vinagar
 
562FireK

562FireK

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Did you drink water DTR? The point of it is that, the water dilutes your urine, and the vinegar adds acidity. You don't need to chug it. That was my mistake, my friend had told me to simply drink vinegar, so I thought I was supposed to drink it all. After about 7 gulps, I googled it, and discovered you just need to take one simple shot of it. Grrrr. Lol
 
DTR

DTR

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yeah i was pounding water but was told three shots we just took a few big chugs right before we left about 5min later all hell broke loose lol but yeah he swore by it just might want to test your stomach before you have to do it :D
 
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lol my friend tried vinegar and by doing that he found out he was very allergic to it and ended up in the hospital for a week.

And yea my probation piss test looks at the temp
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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a few years back i got asked by a work friend if i knew anyone that could get him clean piss. i nearly died laughing, then realised short of asking my parents i knew no one that could.
 
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