Drug Test in 4 days =/

Marla 420

Marla 420

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You boys have it easy. My Ex just got a plastic baggy (The ones used by mexican restaurants for salsa) and filled it with clean urine. Put it underneath his testicles for about 3 hours. Went and did his test with no problem. The only way this doesn't work is for randoms because you don't have time to prepare or probation where they make you drop you're pants and inspect you. It's hella easy to pass a test for a job when you know the date.
 
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bseeds

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28 days and your good i have a nephew that smoked the night before and pissed cleaned he drank a shit load of water cant remember how many times he pissed before going in for the test but a lot and after that he celibrated by a good smoke ps. he got the job
 
giggles26

giggles26

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Marla 420 said:
You boys have it easy. My Ex just got a plastic baggy (The ones used by mexican restaurants for salsa) and filled it with clean urine. Put it underneath his testicles for about 3 hours. Went and did his test with no problem. The only way this doesn't work is for randoms because you don't have time to prepare or probation where they make you drop you're pants and inspect you. It's hella easy to pass a test for a job when you know the date.
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I think women have it easy, all you guys gotta do is get a small shampoo bottle and shove it in your vag, seems a lot easier then having something rubbing against my nuts.
 
TheHead

TheHead

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giggles26 said:
I think women have it easy, all you guys gotta do is get a small shampoo bottle and shove it in your vag, seems a lot easier then having something rubbing against my nuts.
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lol, hes got a point ^>^, man i wunna bongsmilie sooo bad 3 more days -.-
 
TheHead

TheHead

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Well i got the job... but i failed the drug test but the boss wipped it off as he didnt see it is that funny our what 0,0 just waiting for him to ask me for a sack....bongsmilie
 
Stillbuzzin

Stillbuzzin

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I still tested positive after 4months. My Dr thought I was still smoking. How ever I was smoking a ounce a week for almost 6 months prior.
 
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SSHZ

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I'v had a few friends fail at over 40 days of stopping......they were all heavy smokers and not skinny. I think 1 buddy finally passed at day 56. But his levels kept falling each week.

Don't be surprised if you are tested again in a few weeks. Go clean for a month or two after you start, don't call out sick, nice appearance daily (shaven, clean clothes, rested, etc.). Don't give him any reason to question his decision.
 
TheHead

TheHead

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i rolled a 1gram blunt when i got off today :D and kick it just got to say the high is great coming down for months helps keep up i think ^>^ :joint: :o i didnt even finish it ill spark it back up in a few hours lmao
 
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