Drug test question

I'm not sure if this is the right place but I have a question. So a few months ago I injured my shoulder at work. We was keeping it off workcomp and they was helping me out. Well I was only prescribed a weeks worth of pain pills and the pain would keep me up at night. Now last week I couldn't take the sleepless nights anymore. I haven't smoked up till last week for 15 months. I have smoked about a gram in the past week got called today its being turned over to workcomp for surgery. I have to go in for lab work and UA in about 12 or so days. The UA is a dipstick and microscopic test. I'm 5'10 147 lbs my understanding not being a long time smoker I have a chance of beating the UA if I prepare. I'm assuming the dipstick is for drugs the micro for health reasons before surgery. I know there isn't hard evidence behind flushing your system though I am drinking a lot of water taking b12 and cranberry pills and drinking red bull for niacin. I also ordered some test strips from amazon to test myself. Also will test myself if I fail I will try the certo and then test again to see if that helps like I've seen some people talk about.

Now I have read a lot of searches but most came up from people who are long time smokers and have a lot more THC buildup then I do. Don't want to use fake urine due to microscopic test. I will as last resort. I also know to only use the mid stream pee and pee a couple times before the test. All in all though for you guys more educated on this subject how would I do?

I work with drug tests regularly and you can not beat them unless you have a synthetic drink before hand. I am 6 foot 8 and 105 kgs and I have tried everything you can think of. Thc is not water soluble so you cant flush it out per say, its sticks to your fat cells so you have to piss them off out of you through sweating. Just do some cardio daily now until your test and you will pass no sweat mate. If you only had 1 gram id bet almost certainly you will. Good luck.

if you're not wanting to use something like Dr X or another synthetic urine… stop smoking at least 3 days prior… you could stop now to be safe… and get a product called Vale Detox… I quit smoking just 4 days before the last employment test I took… followed directions on the bottle and passed!!

Not a great comparison but... When I smoked occasionally, like once or twice a week, I would clean up in 7-9 days. My last test had me smoking everyday for 5 months and I cleaned up in 16 days. Unfortunately, my test was on day 14 so I used a friends piss. I too think you will be fine. The test strips you bought will give you peace of mind. All the extra hydration will make you feel good. Not sure if they help with the test but those cranberry pills sure help knock the enamel off the toilet bowl.

Yep all went good tested myself the day before test so 8 days after I stopped and was clean.

In prison we used to borrow someone who didn't smoke and get a sample bottle full of urine, I would keep this wedged between my testicles and leg with an elastic band around the top and around my willy before the test, by the time you need to urinate it should be body temperature (or near enough). Then when they pull the curtain back get to work opening the container and tipping the donated urine into the drug test pot taking extra care not to spill it on urself.

Smoking marijuana frequently has major side effects. This drug can be identified in the body for weeks and sometimes longer too. Marijuana usually remains in the bloodstream for a short time, this pathology blood tests are not used, as they can’t point out a level of intoxication or impairment. Thus urine tests are conducted to identify recent marijuana use, not intoxication or impairment.

all you have to do is get below cut off.
if yiu only smoked 1 gram, say 20% goodies with a bioavailability of say 20%.
there is very lttle in your body. the test is also not total whats in your body but what the concentration is in the sample.

you can easily pass in a couple days