Drug testing

BudmanTX said:

You could always walk in nekid wearing a strap on and a 12pk.....

That would get you the job for sure

Just trying to help

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Sammy1994 said:

Guys I’m sure you have gotten 1 million of these posts but I have a drug test before I am offered the job. I have smoked every night for a few months just a small joint before bed. I stopped last night hate it so much. Anyways I’m wondering because there’s so much online that gives so much different info I was wondering if anyone cud help with my specifics. I’m female 5”5 about 120 pounds and I’m active I jog 3 days a week and workout On other days. If I drink 3 liters of water a day and get a detox will I pass the test in 10 days. And guys the worst part is my mom works where I got this job so It’s double whammy I don’t get the job and my mom bitch slaps me for showing her up to her bosses. please any advice ? I could handle this situation so much better if I could just smoke another joint

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curious2garden said:

Don't troll her, it's shit in the cup time!

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Sammy1994 said:

Nope I could bring someone’s pee but I’m a bit nervous about keeping it the right temp etc. would rather use my own if at all possible

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guitarguy10 said:

Put it in a small container, tape that container besides your balls like next to your leg. By the time you've driven there it should be around your body temp.
EDIT: oh you're female, sorry, tape it like next to your labia?

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JoeBlow5823 said:

Girls have it super easy... just keep it inside....

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JoeBlow5823 said:

Girls have it super easy... just keep it inside....

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