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poonjoon

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im drunk as shit and i wanted to star a new thraed...noone has to reply...tbh i never read the faq so idk if this is even allowed..anyway im drunk as shit..i just got a bj from a bartender that loves bud..i got a pre-paid bj for a promise of weed...bahahahahahaha..nah ill prob smoke her out but still...hahahahahahahaha i don't have a lot of guy friends in this city so i wanted to brag about my prepaid bj...


i'm about to spark up...i lvoe weed man..its my mother fuckin life....i loveoeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeddddd :weed::weed::weed:


i wanna type more but ims o lazy...ill be back when im balzed and thinkin correct
 
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poonjoon

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nice..my own thread i can post in it whenever i want now because im not takin over any one elses thread...sometimes the forums are so slow..i think in asian time, it's slow as shit.....


yeah asia runs on differnet time...ching chang chong son
 
lowrider2000

lowrider2000

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my nigga!!!!!!!!!!!! there ant nothing like random shit happening when your fucked up.............. props on the pre paid BJ............
 
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poonjoon

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...its the same broad i fucked on sunday but stil...this time she was like i'll suck your dick in teh bathroom if you promise to call me when you blaze...obviously i said yes...but i want a bj from the other bartender...i fucked her before but for some weird ass fucking korean reason she doesn't wanna give brain..fuckin retarded...

im gonna go blaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeeeee my tiny little bowl because i milk the shit out of my bud.....but soooooooon ...soooooooooon i will have a decent amount for a decent price so i can puff ls again..no more 0.1-0.2 bowlsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


i lovvvvvvvvve pusssssy...i think i like gettin bj's more tho...i cum faster fuckin cunt but i guess it's my power trip..nothin like seein a broad on her knees wiht my ockc in her mouth
 
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poonjoon

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lets figure which one of you two banged my sister bahahahahahahaha

heres what i remember from my brown state



hahahahaha

im gonna turn this thread into my 420th post party bash like that other guy..he was cool
 
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poonjoon

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theres are fuckin ostrich in here!!! i mean sweet dee....nooo now its the devil mcpoyle sister!!!
 
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poonjoon

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DENNIS IS THE DAD



omg im gonna piss m tfuckin pants........im gonna fuck piss my pants bahahahaha


sorry mods..im a little more normal now after smoking and i feel bad for spamming the forums :(
 
mistaphuck

mistaphuck

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poonjoon said:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...its the same broad i fucked on sunday but stil...this time she was like i'll suck your dick in teh bathroom if you promise to call me when you blaze...obviously i said yes...but i want a bj from the other bartender...i fucked her before but for some weird ass fucking korean reason she doesn't wanna give brain..fuckin retarded...

im gonna go blaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeeeee my tiny little bowl because i milk the shit out of my bud.....but soooooooon ...soooooooooon i will have a decent amount for a decent price so i can puff ls again..no more 0.1-0.2 bowlsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


i lovvvvvvvvve pusssssy...i think i like gettin bj's more tho...i cum faster fuckin cunt but i guess it's my power trip..nothin like seein a broad on her knees wiht my ockc in her mouth
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duuude dome is hella better than the poon, and I love tight poon, but dome is the best, with the teeth and suction and the tongue and cant forget the not having to do anything.
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

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first off I would like to say always sunny is an awesome show. Second off it was like 9:30am when you first posted that you're drunk.... I hope you live on the other side of the globe than me, becasue if not you might be an alcoholic
 
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poonjoon

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bahahaha.i just re read my posts...im such an idiot. lol getting drunk then coming home and posting on forums hahahaha...

yesss, bj's are better than pussy. my girl loves giving head...it's the best ever. she wants to suck my dick all the time..i'll wake up with my dick in her mouth. hahaha good shit.

yeah, i'm across the globe hahahaha...now i gotta go to work..............................
 
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