drunk txting gone wrong, share ur stories here

On a local radio show yeaterday they asked people to call in and share their stories of drunk txting, It gave me hours of laughter. So I figured, if there's that many good stories locally I wonder what kind of stories my like minded cultivars may jave stored away, so let's hear em!

Mines not too great, but it was awkward lol. I shared mine with the show yeaterday as well.
I was drinkin one night, a lot. I was probably 15 at that time And thought it would be a good idea to txt the girlfriend for some fun. So I send something along the line of "hey babe, u want some of the goods?"- an obvious sign of my immaturity at the time lol. Well she doesn't, respond, so I killed time writing out a VERY descriptive txt containing all the "freaky shit" I wanted to do, well long story short on my way to her house in the morning ( was supposed to take her mom to get an AC that day) I get a txt back saying " u got the wrong number, I believe that was for my daughter" and its like what do u do at that point? Tell her " no that wasn't for ur daughter, it was for someone else" or " oh, sorry, ur right it was" either way I was getting my ass kicked. Needless to say we weren't allowed to hang out much after that lol.
Not a great story but I'm sure someones got one thatll make up for it.... Let's hear it.

hahaha, thats an awesome story, i dont get drunk much at all, so yeh i have no stories to share, but good idea on the thread!

I don't have any stories but one of my friends would literally need his phone to be taken away from him when he got drunk because he would text everyone increasingly incoherent shit until he passed out haha

Zeplike said:

I don't have any stories but one of my friends would literally need his phone to be taken away from him when he got drunk because he would text everyone increasingly incoherent shit until he passed out haha

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Lmao, thats some funny shit. Great motivation to never ever pick up a alcoholic beverage for me I know I can smoke myself "stupid", but it doesnt make me do "stupid" shit like that. Drunks....the kind of people kicking in the face becomes a pleasurable past time

i got drunk and sent a text to my boy sayin "im goin to belgium to take a shit in the ocean and to fuck a donut" that was a really crazy week that i honestly wish i could remember.

I saw this in the paper that in madison(our capital) a guy accidently texted a police officer instead of the guy who he was trying to sell a bunch of heroin to, the guy wasnt drunk but its still a pretty good texting fuck up imo.

I'm trying to find the story online so you can all check it out, not having much luck but im going to keep looking.

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I'm trying to find the story online so you can all check it out, not having much luck but im going to keep looking.

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haha wow, what a shitty deal

this one is from somewhere else, but its kind of relevent too. Im still looking for the one around here.
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/drug_deal_goes_bad_after_man_a.html

darkdestruction420 said:

this one is from somewhere else, but its kind of relevent too. Im still looking for the one around here.
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/drug_deal_goes_bad_after_man_a.html

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lol good find also. i have faith in ya you'll find the heroin one tho

I give up, Ive looked through like 30 pages w/100 results a page and still couldnt find it even when I tried wording the search different ways. lol. I'm surprised i cant find it, i was thinking it would be easy to be find. I guess i can go to the local papers website and check their archives.

http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/89878677.html

This it?

lol, Yeah, I thought it happened here though, I think thats why i didnt have any luck on google and the local papers police report/blotter finding it. +rep

I've never had a drunk texting night go wrong;
But I DID witness someone pee on top of a school bus when I was drunk =D

drunk txting... i dont know if it ever works the way you think it should...

ive accidentally sent mates messages that were supposed to go to gf's at the time, which is the most common fuckup, or, talking about somebody in a txt and actually acidentally sending it to the person your talking about...

one of my friends recieved a fucking gross picture message from another friend, that was supposed to go to his gf, but instead he selected the contact below her name on the phone...

but the funniest one was a guy i know tried to txt my cousin asking if he wants to buy any ex, but accidentally sent it to my cuz's dad, who is a police sargent...

This dude accidentally texted a probation officer.... And then he and his buddy tried to rip off the cops that set him up....

http://cbs13.com/local/text.message.drug.2.1791179.html

awesome stories. i give ya an A+ just for looking for it so hard, i was laughing pretty hard. stay tuned for my next thread, but keep this goin!

hehe, I got another good one. I watched my buddy who was drunk and on some pills and high start messaging his ex-girlfriend flirting with her and telling her how she should come over and that he was single again and bad mouthed his current g/f(the one he claimed he was no longer with). He only accidently sent one that was not really all that bad to his current g/f but that was enough to get her wondering so when he went to bed that night she took his phone and looked through it and saw it all when she got home from work. I was passed out in the other room on the couch and I awoke to her screaming at him and breaking shit and basically just going crazy with rage.

Oh shit, oops lol. I'd have gotten my ass whooped as well for laughing so hard in the other room, bet that wasn't awkward

Forgot all about this thread. Got a good and much needed laugh. Revive the thread