Dude wtf is my car.....?

Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Just wondering if Im the only one that walks out of the store and forgets where I parked because Im so stoned....
Then I walk around with my cart acting like I just want to stroll threw the parking , then I forgot i drove the other car that day. IM blaming it on the marijuanas!!
I do this shit all the time....tell me some derp moments you have had on the marijuanas
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Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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I had this problem this morning leaving to get some food, my apartment has first come first serve parking so you have to park wherever available I was so pissed when it took me 10 minutes to find my car.
 
Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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I met up with a friend in a parking lot, we smoked a couple bowls sitting in her convertible, we part, I walk over to and hop on the bike, fire it up, back up and damn I forgot where I was, and incapable of navigating a #800 bike. I was capable of pulling it back into the parking spot.
Muddled around for a bit until I got my wits back.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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I spent about an hour walking around the DIY store collecting bits that I needed. Eventually I looked down and realized that I'd gone off with someone else's trolley! Where was mine? Did I swap them? What if they see me?

I was so perplexed that I just had to walk out the store and try and forget about the whole thing!
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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I don't really have any stoned stories, but one time I got so shitfaced at my mother in laws my wife tells me I was naked in the tub trying to put on a roll of toilet paper like if it was my boxers:oops: she said I was upset because I couldn't get them on. lol
 
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irish4:20

irish4:20

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lahadaextranjera said:
I spent about an hour walking around the DIY store collecting bits that I needed. Eventually I looked down and realized that I'd gone off with someone else's trolley! Where was mine? Did I swap them? What if they see me?

I was so perplexed that I just had to walk out the store and try and forget about the whole thing!
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Hey lahada did we meet up the other day or i was so fckd up i just taught we did ha lol :)
 
M

mainliner

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i forgot to pay for petrol once when i filled my car , i wondered why the cashier was looking at me funny when i smiled and drove off lol

i got call from the cops when i got home and was like " wot da fuc ya on bout bro" to the cop and he was like "ima gunna shot u" i was like " suck it fuck deeeeep" lol

anyways this went on for like 2 howers!! And i realised the readys was in my sky rocket lolol ... Good times ;)


i apologized to the police man and the cashier ........ Such an adventure twas amazing
 
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