Dumbest Advice of the Day Thread...
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KaliKitsune
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LOL Government studies. Sorry, no. neat, untreated urine CANNOT be used.
Go piss straight on your plants and come back in a week.
I used to teach Hort. Science. I've demonstrated this to the classroom.
Go piss straight on your plants and come back in a week.
I used to teach Hort. Science. I've demonstrated this to the classroom.
DryGrain
Well-Known Member
just freebased some tonight.
try smoking honey oil on a charcoal or out of a speed pipe.
jwmyspace2000
New Member
do the math dude.lets say you're growing a plant in one square foot area,thats 73 grams of salt/sodium chloride that area can handle.you pee 1.5 liters a day at 1500mg of salt a day and water your plants solely with urine.you can go 48 days without it becoming toxic.1.5 liters is enogh everyday for one plant,id say more than enough.you are wrong and dotn want to admit it.im going to start pissing on plants as an experiement and il report back.in fact im going to get some rock wool right now and instead of PHing that rockwool IM GOING TO PISS ON IT.
is it funny?
Bagelthief
Well-Known Member
look at this tool...he was telling someone what molasses will do for your plants...
btw, if you strait pee on a plant, it will fucking die. no questions. if you dilute it with water, then you can use it as a very weak/shitty fertilizer. people who say that is gross need to grow up. iv heard of people using womens menstruation as a nute, and that is still not nasty. whats nasty are some of the chemicals that people grow their weed with...i would much rather smoke my piss plants then some of that shit anyday...its really not worth it though, just buy some FF...
btw, if you strait pee on a plant, it will fucking die. no questions. if you dilute it with water, then you can use it as a very weak/shitty fertilizer. people who say that is gross need to grow up. iv heard of people using womens menstruation as a nute, and that is still not nasty. whats nasty are some of the chemicals that people grow their weed with...i would much rather smoke my piss plants then some of that shit anyday...its really not worth it though, just buy some FF...
Read where he says about feeding his plant hamburger grease...fuckin Classic..... ahahahahahahaha
07-06-2008, 01:42 PM
Allahgrew
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Brand new to growing, am i fucked?
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Ok, so im going to start off with the whole story.
I dont smoke pot, I never have, but 70% of my friends do. One day i was chilling with them when they were tokin up, and were throwing out all the seeds!. I was like dude...give me the seeds! Ill grow them!!
This was in mid winter, so i kept the seeds concealed in a tube that allowed no light, as i did not want them to sprout in february.
The first wee little seed whet outside in my flower garden. =P It grew fine, but the slowest of the three.
The second and third (final) seeds went into a little plastic growing pot. The second seed never sprouted. But the third seed grew tremdously, x2 the rate of the first seed in the garden.
One day i was out cooking hamburgers you know, normal American guy. After getting done, i thought for a second. I like hamburgers, and i bet Mary Jane does too! So i took the grease from the hamburgers and poured them on third plant only. Within the next day it was already withered and dead.
So i was left with one single plant, growing in my flower bed!. At this point it wasnt easily recognizable as Marry Jane, but i was afraid, so i moved it to the back of my yard, where it has been growing beautifully, up until last night.
I live in a pretty populated area, and im positive if my neighbors just glanced over at my yard, they would see my prized possessions, so i made the decision to move it.
I have a little cubbie in my room, lined with aluminum foil to get the most out of the florescent lamp i have put in there, and it already seems like the plant is doing well!! When i first put the plant in there, the very top of the stem was very droopy, and i was afraid i had killed the plant, but this morning, i woke up, checked on it, and it has regained strength and is standing straight up tall!!
Now for the real questions.
My plant is about one foot tall, but it used to be all natural, about 12-14 hours of light, 8-10 hours of dark. Is it going to mess with how my plant grows now that i have put a lamp in there and plan on 24 hour light?
If so, what do you recommend for a light cycle?
Is it going to stink terribly in my room because of this? I haven't noticed a smell on my own unless i flip the towel that covers the cubby up, other than that my room smells fine.
If i forced my plant to yield right now, being only about a foot tall, would any bud come out?
How can the sex of the plant be determined this early on in the growing?
I'm seeing some reddish-brown color change along the main stalk of this plant, is this natural? (This appeared before the move into my house)
How much water is needed? If i use 10-15-10 plant food plus water enhancer, is that a good thing or bad thing?
Thank you so much in advance.
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I have never grown marijuana or intend to. Anything I post is knowledge gained from reading, not personal experience. Any pictures I post were aquired on the web or are fakes.
Last edited by Allahgrew; 07-06-2008 at 01:46 PM.
Allahgrew
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Ok, so im going to start off with the whole story.
I dont smoke pot, I never have, but 70% of my friends do. One day i was chilling with them when they were tokin up, and were throwing out all the seeds!. I was like dude...give me the seeds! Ill grow them!!
This was in mid winter, so i kept the seeds concealed in a tube that allowed no light, as i did not want them to sprout in february.
The first wee little seed whet outside in my flower garden. =P It grew fine, but the slowest of the three.
The second and third (final) seeds went into a little plastic growing pot. The second seed never sprouted. But the third seed grew tremdously, x2 the rate of the first seed in the garden.
One day i was out cooking hamburgers you know, normal American guy. After getting done, i thought for a second. I like hamburgers, and i bet Mary Jane does too! So i took the grease from the hamburgers and poured them on third plant only. Within the next day it was already withered and dead.
So i was left with one single plant, growing in my flower bed!. At this point it wasnt easily recognizable as Marry Jane, but i was afraid, so i moved it to the back of my yard, where it has been growing beautifully, up until last night.
I live in a pretty populated area, and im positive if my neighbors just glanced over at my yard, they would see my prized possessions, so i made the decision to move it.
I have a little cubbie in my room, lined with aluminum foil to get the most out of the florescent lamp i have put in there, and it already seems like the plant is doing well!! When i first put the plant in there, the very top of the stem was very droopy, and i was afraid i had killed the plant, but this morning, i woke up, checked on it, and it has regained strength and is standing straight up tall!!
Now for the real questions.
My plant is about one foot tall, but it used to be all natural, about 12-14 hours of light, 8-10 hours of dark. Is it going to mess with how my plant grows now that i have put a lamp in there and plan on 24 hour light?
If so, what do you recommend for a light cycle?
Is it going to stink terribly in my room because of this? I haven't noticed a smell on my own unless i flip the towel that covers the cubby up, other than that my room smells fine.
If i forced my plant to yield right now, being only about a foot tall, would any bud come out?
How can the sex of the plant be determined this early on in the growing?
I'm seeing some reddish-brown color change along the main stalk of this plant, is this natural? (This appeared before the move into my house)
How much water is needed? If i use 10-15-10 plant food plus water enhancer, is that a good thing or bad thing?
Thank you so much in advance.
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I have never grown marijuana or intend to. Anything I post is knowledge gained from reading, not personal experience. Any pictures I post were aquired on the web or are fakes.
Last edited by Allahgrew; 07-06-2008 at 01:46 PM.
bazoomer
Well-Known Member
stop, wait , nobody's mentiond semen yet !!!! i cum all over my girls TWICE a day !! it don't do no harm,and it makes me feel a whole lot better !. and think of all that bone meal there geting !! come on lads... get yer todgers out and start spraying thoes plants !!! ( but watch ya don't burn yer todger like i did on me 600hps!!!). ouch.
tusseltussel
Well-Known Member
seamen= bone meal
think i would have went with boner meal
K1Ng5p4d3
Junior Creatologist
animals dont drink pepsi n fuckin hork down nachos. im gonna tell u like i told the dude in the original plant pisser thread.... Semen has protein in it -- does that mean your willing to jerk off into your hand n lick it up for its vitamin content??? i mean, saves you the need to eat meat - instead you can just beat meat!!!!
*edit* GOD DAMNIT, IM ALWAYS LATE TO THE FUCKIN PARTY. yall already started talkin about semen. fucks sake man, i can only use a joke once before it spreads like wildfire, lol. by the second time im ready to fire it off, someones already beat me to the punch. god damnit
