Dumbest thing ive ever done stoned stories

My wife and I had some friends over indulgeing in the fruits of my labor. I had already showered two times that day and didnt care to do it again. My wife informs me i have some swamp butt (aka stink ass) going on so, I head into the restroom to address the issue standing there not wanting to take a shower i glance over and see a bottle of listerine kills 99% of germs and i figured hmm minty fresh...

All i can say is my ass was on fire! I woudnt recommend doing this

Wow,
LOL!!!
Thats pretty funny.
Thanks for the tip

dumbest thing i aver did was cut all the fan leaves off in flowering so that the little leaves and the bud would get exporse only to have it all die for lack of photosynthesis. their is a close second i had a beauty in flowering about 2 weeks and i raised her up on light level for more exposure and sprayed her nice with foilage spray. well what end up happining is a combination, the plant wasnt ready for that amount of light, the foilage spray magnified the light cooking the plant, and the oven like temperature up their was 15 degrees hotter then the floor temp so it really stressed her. came home from work 8 hrs later and that was all she wrote. all leaves were wilted over curled up bad...

bonkia said:

my wife and i had some friends over indulgeing in the fruits of my labor. I had already showered two times that day and didnt care to do it again. My wife informs me i have some swamp butt (aka stink ass) going on so, i head into the restroom to address the issue standing there not wanting to take a shower i glance over and see a bottle of listerine kills 99% of germs and i figured hmm minty fresh...

All i can say is my ass was on fire! I woudnt recommend doing this

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hahahahahahahaha omg!

I have a bunch of stories mostly about what my mom did when she was stoned... My mom was like the worse stoner every,I figured id do about 1 a day but here is a freebee. My mom was such a stoner one day she forgot to come and pick me up from the bus stop, so the bus takes me back to school and she had to come to the school and get me. When she showed up to the office to pick me up she was just wearing a sheet. I can only assume she took it off the bed she was laying in raped it around her grabed her keys and ran out the door and then came and got me...

Ohh boy lucky me lets just say school was not a fun time in my life

lololhahahaha thats a funny story Bonkia. School is an odd thing for a lot of people. Provides some sort of an education but a lot of parts of school are shit.

So when I first started smoking again one day i was at work blazing with a fellow stoner caue it wa slow. Sure enough a customer come in right after and I head to the front and I was pretty baked. It was a petstore and always having to get crickets for reptiles. Anyways, I cant remember but I think she ordered 50 crickets and I ask how many bags she wants them in which she must have thought was a strange ?. I proceeded to bag up like 500 crickets and when I was finished hes like I only need 50 crickets. Than I put all the crickets back and I again gave her the wrong amount of crickets and had to redo it again. The whole simple transaction took a good 10 mins and she must have thought I was a retard. As soon as she left me and my friend just started crackin up.

I guess I was just thinking to much and I multiplied the crickets times 10 cents and came to 500 in my head and the second time was just embarrassed and not thinking str8 but mostly I was just stoned lol.

Well i guess i have to post one now that you have 2 up there i dont feel so bad about some of the shit i have done high. I will start the long list with one of the most recent one about a month or so ago.

I just got done harvesting a Giant 9ft Outdoor sativa plant smoking a bunch of local home grown blazed out of my mind my girl and i decided to head out to a swap meet to sell some stuff well on the way there i had a blunt of some hydro i got into the place with my truck and trailer no problem but we were hungry by now and couldn't drive the giant truck and trailer out of the place so my cousin through me the keys to his truck i walk over to the truck i assumed was his (I see it every single day) It was a red Gmc Senoma well the truck i had entered and my girl had entered was a red chevy S10 i ajusted the seat and mirror tried to put the key in the ignition and was like WTF! Got all pissed off and sat there quick and thought to myself wow this truck seems way cleaner ........ when i then instantly realized i was trying to commit a grand theft auto i jumped out of the truck my girl freaks and breaks the door handle off the inside of her door jumps out my side and we exit the vehicle .... I look to my left a cop watching us laughing as i get in the right truck 3 spaces over Close call but extremely embarrassing lol

haha thats a good one

i just had a terrible one happen the other day, quite embarrassing actually....i went to an atm inside a gas station with a friend, and after the machine spit the cash out my friend distracted me, so after i was done talking to him I got my card and left.... forgetting the cash :/ i went back like 10 min later freaking out and the manager said it got sucked back in and should be back in my account in a few days. total REtard moment.

keep giving my man all the fkn money in my wallet for some reason, good job i trust him and he always tells me, i normally blame the misses but shes getting a bit pissed of with me now and tells me to call him...

welshsmoker said:

keep giving my man all the fkn money in my wallet for some reason, good job i trust him and he always tells me, i normally blame the misses but shes getting a bit pissed of with me now and tells me to call him...

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Perhaps im just to high but this makes no sense lol...


One of the craziest things i have ever seen anyone do stoned.... I was in a major city in the local area where a few friends and i decicded to go hang out high for some reason as we were walking down the street low and behold a cop had this man pulled over and out of the car what happened next is beyond a doubt the most stupid crazy shit ever! My friend sees the cop pull out a giant bag of green stuff (And of corse we are high as hell so we all know its weed and or think its weed) the cop was busy still searching the mans car when he got the idea that he should run over take the bag off the roof of the car that had been pulled over and run like hell... I thought it was the stupidest idea ever i was explaining to him how the police cars have cameras in them that automaticly record everything that happens so he says "i know but im not the one he pulled over so if i run up with my shirt over my face they wont know who it was" Before i could say anyhting else as the police officer was bent over in the back seat looking at the floor he runs in from the side with a shirt over his head grabs the bag the guy who is being arrested in handcuffs at this point on the hood of his own car smiles making indications to run we book down an alley into a parking garage up a flight of stairs into my buddys 89 sundance and off we go.... Got a free lb of weed and the guy was never charged because the cops lost the evidence.... HAHAHAH turns out the guy who was pulled over was actually someone i would meet later on down the road who then insists on telling the exact same story just from his perspective the day i met him and he had no idea i was there... GREAT ASS STORY but totally true

That's freakin' hilarious!

that is fuking legend mate.
long time ago now cant remember if i was high or not but ill go with probably, i used to be a theifin basterd one night me n my mate are on a graft [robbin] and we spot something we want think it was a security camera or someshit so were like "yeaman get doe for that we just need some ladders" then we spot some ladders on the roof of a van "buzzin you keep dog [lookout] while get em" so i climb on the roof and start undoeing the fastners that hold the ladders on and i hear the door to the house open i look at my mate and he just sprints off the guy at the door sez "wtf was that about"i heard his missus say to him "you better chek the van" so im hid between two sets of ladders while this guys walks round his van then sez "naa fuk all wrong with it" then the guy gets in his van and pulls off the drive with me on the roof his missus gets in her car and start following him down the road im like curled up on the roof with my ass twitching like fuk looking at her thinking "omfg she can see me she must be able to see me" we drove to the next town bout 5 mile away over moterway bridges n shit with the wind blasting thru my hair he pulled up at some pub and i slid off down the windscreen and scurried off my mate lived round the corner so i knocked on like "holy shit chek this out" hes at it "your full off shit mate"

welshsmoker said:

keep giving my man all the fkn money in my wallet for some reason, good job i trust him and he always tells me, i normally blame the misses but shes getting a bit pissed of with me now and tells me to call him...

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when he says his man he means his dealer

Exodus434 said:

One of the craziest things i have ever seen anyone do stoned.... I was in a major city in the local area where a few friends and i decicded to go hang out high for some reason as we were walking down the street low and behold a cop had this man pulled over and out of the car what happened next is beyond a doubt the most stupid crazy shit ever! My friend sees the cop pull out a giant bag of green stuff (And of corse we are high as hell so we all know its weed and or think its weed) the cop was busy still searching the mans car when he got the idea that he should run over take the bag off the roof of the car that had been pulled over and run like hell... I thought it was the stupidest idea ever i was explaining to him how the police cars have cameras in them that automaticly record everything that happens so he says "i know but im not the one he pulled over so if i run up with my shirt over my face they wont know who it was" Before i could say anyhting else as the police officer was bent over in the back seat looking at the floor he runs in from the side with a shirt over his head grabs the bag the guy who is being arrested in handcuffs at this point on the hood of his own car smiles making indications to run we book down an alley into a parking garage up a flight of stairs into my buddys 89 sundance and off we go.... Got a free lb of weed and the guy was never charged because the cops lost the evidence.... HAHAHAH turns out the guy who was pulled over was actually someone i would meet later on down the road who then insists on telling the exact same story just from his perspective the day i met him and he had no idea i was there... GREAT ASS STORY but totally true

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This is great, I can't imagine any other situation that you would encourage someone to steal a lb of smoke from you ... lol .... alls well that ends well!