Dumbest Thing You Ever did Stoned

filtereye

filtereye

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went to class high, it was english and we headed to computer lab. So i just sit in the computer chair, waiting for instructions staring at the screen. I hear the teacher behind me ask "what are you doing?"

me - nothing
teacher - what?
me - nothing
teacher - what?

I turn around to face him and shout in his face NOOOOOTTHHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG
 
Gadaffiduck

Gadaffiduck

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Me and a buddy where playing with his dads gun one day after just getting back from smoking. I wasn't really paying attention, and things got ugly.

I don't really want to talk about it..
 
Supgee3

Supgee3

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Just lastnight it was like 2am and I went into the kitchen and the oven was on at 400F.. I was Just like what the fuck?? Cuz I hadn't cooked since like 3pm... Left the damn oven on all day and night
 
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LostReefSponger

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BendBrewer said:
I think her name was Stacie.
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Now that is fucking funny haha.

Made some cannabutter and used it to make myself some mac N cheese :D of course I was high so I had the munchies and that mac N cheese was delicious. Once it all kicked in I was fucked up, things just didn't make sense. I ended up trying to start my car by sitting at my window, pointing my phone towards my car and saying "on" until about half an hour later when my buddy asked me what I was doing and I said, "starting my car but my "phone beams" couldnt penetrate the window" :D damn that was good mac n cheese.
 
VER D

VER D

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drew a penis with a joint in his mouth and arms and legs on the side walk only to get caught by a cop and i had to explain to him what it was and what he was doing i was round 8 at the time
o wait i wasnt stoned
dumbest thing i ever did stone laugh at a cop when he stopped us for no reason
 
bryon209

bryon209

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Its strange gaddaffi I think I saw that on the television.... dont do it cody nooooooooooo!!!!! Bang .....Only you can prevent marijuana related deaths...
 
bkbbudz

bkbbudz

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When I was 16 I lived in a small Chicago suburb. Next door neighbor was a cop. I got in the back of his squad and had a buddy take my pic doing a bong. Got locked in. Luckily he was real cool about it. Geeze wish I still had the pic!
 
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silasraven

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let two OZ go for 600 instead of taking the lower end deals.600 pissed away that same night when it happened they were all photocopy bills
 
wheels619

wheels619

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i got so high i went down the stairs on my back porch. lmao. im in a wheelchair. i forgot i couldnt walk for a split second. :/ concrete sucks. lmao.
 
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