battosai
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*making sure to use the battojutsu.
Easiest Way 2 Kill A Marijuana Plant?
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WillieNelson
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I would like to convince the plant it has dishonered the cannabis family, and therefore should commit suppuko by showing up at a music festival. I can visualize the ashamed plant walking into Bonaroo and then being burned alive while hippies dance and sing. Thats about the only way i know how to kill 'em...
ExplicitKilla
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First off... HAHAHAHAA
Second.. I hope you die for such a stupid question and I mean that..
Throw the mother fucker in the garbage.. dead.
Kick the mother fucker .. make sure it snaps and flies up against the wall or even better, have it shoot back up and smack you in the head.... Could do you some good..
them main problem is getting rid of the body. if you wanna really show her whos boss, expose her cute little rootball out an then fuck the shit out of it. when you almost ready to spurt shove it right in her top cola and rub it in.
then smoke a cigshell know whos boss then
Second.. I hope you die for such a stupid question and I mean that..
Throw the mother fucker in the garbage.. dead.
Kick the mother fucker .. make sure it snaps and flies up against the wall or even better, have it shoot back up and smack you in the head.... Could do you some good..
green_nobody
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u all nuts... 
SmokerE
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Grow it with CFL's....lol.....classic
the1dillinger2escape3plan
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the easiest way to kill it is to rip it out of wherever it growing and throw it somewhere unfriendly.. If it is someone elses plant then burn the fuck out of its roots with acidic solution.
hypernovax
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eat it
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SimpleSimon
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Hang it upside down in the shower.
Cut the main artery so that it bleeds out, and down the drain, when regamortise sets in, the blood will mostly be gone and you can take your time to dispose of the body. Transfer it to your freezer.
Cut a small piece of it off every day, one that you can fit in a small bag. That way the neighbours won't get suspicious seeing you carrying dead plant parts out all the time
Repeat this step in as small of pieces as many times as needed.
Cut the main artery so that it bleeds out, and down the drain, when regamortise sets in, the blood will mostly be gone and you can take your time to dispose of the body. Transfer it to your freezer.
Cut a small piece of it off every day, one that you can fit in a small bag. That way the neighbours won't get suspicious seeing you carrying dead plant parts out all the time
Repeat this step in as small of pieces as many times as needed.
SimpleSimon
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i just re-read my post, and i failed miserably at converting it to plant terms.......Really, should be the same. Killing a person and killing a plant are both heinous crimes against nature.
email468
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huh? so you don't smoke weed or eat any veggies?
kulan hunter
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1. put it in the washer or dryer with a couple of half house bricks (works well with hamsters bit messy in a dryer)
2. feed it pure ph up or down down works faster (good for fish)
3. slowy feed it into a blender
4. take it to the local farm and feed it to there livestock
5. put a breard on it and tell the feds that it owns a oil field in asia
6. tell your mom/dad it touched you in a way you did not like and see how long it lasts in the big house
7. give it to a chinese student and tell him to protest some where were there is tanks
8. let it smoke it's self and it might end up on hard drugs and over dose
2. feed it pure ph up or down down works faster (good for fish)
3. slowy feed it into a blender
4. take it to the local farm and feed it to there livestock
5. put a breard on it and tell the feds that it owns a oil field in asia
6. tell your mom/dad it touched you in a way you did not like and see how long it lasts in the big house
7. give it to a chinese student and tell him to protest some where were there is tanks
8. let it smoke it's self and it might end up on hard drugs and over dose
Grow4tho187
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lmaooooooooooooo
SimpleSimon
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No i have developed a method of harvesting without killing. You end up with some one legged chickens and badly pruned plants. but its what ya gotta do.....