Election Night Drinking Game

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
I took tomorrow off so I could participate in an Election Night drinking game.

The Rules:


Tune into your network of choice and break out your laptop. Use some, use all, or add your own.


Take one sip when:

  • You hear any of the following words: ground game, firewall, Sandy, photo ID, recount, youth vote, Obamacare, battle-ground, interest group.
  • A state is declared red or blue.
  • Any of the third party candidates are mentioned (Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Virgil Goode, Rocky Anderson)
  • Any of the swing states are mentioned by name (Ohio, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, New Hampshire, Iowa, Wisconsin).
  • A past president is mentioned.

Take two sips when:


  • You hear any of the following words: voter suppression, Romnesia, elderly, Latino, five-point plan, liberal bias, Benghazi, marriage.
  • A hologram appears.
  • Paul Ryan’s workout photoshoot is shown.
  • Someone criticizes Obama’s performance in the first debate.
  • Someone brings up Romney’s “47 percent” comments.
  • A candidate’s Twitter account posts a picture of the candidate and/or his team watching the votes come in.
  • Photos of Hurricane Sandy aftermath are shown.
  • Anderson Cooper delivers a zinger.
  • A person on your Facebook newsfeed threatens to leave the country.

Finish your drink when:


  • You hear any of the following words: FEMA, Osama bin Laden, binders.
  • The LSU/Alabama game is mentioned.
  • Your candidate of choice wins a swing state.
 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
I'm game. It's Liqueur 43 and cream for me. By the end of the night I won't care who wins.

Edit: I'll have to change my drink it's for shooting not sipping.
 

Prisoner #56802

New Member
My rules would be: Everyone drink BYOB at their leisure all night and .....If Obama wins, I'm buying several rounds of drinks 4 all of U! If Romney wins, I'm kicking every 1 out and then I'm gonna get drunk on my own
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I would be in, but would need to be told how I would be hearing any of these words. The only audio devices in my house are a stereo that plays vinyl (CD transport is fritzing) and a TV hooked to a DVD player. cn
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
I would be in, but would need to be told how I would be hearing any of these words. The only audio devices in my house are a stereo that plays vinyl (CD transport is fritzing) and a TV hooked to a DVD player. cn
There should be live feeds on the internet. :p
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
There should be live feeds on the internet. :p
My computer has no speakers and thus is disqualified as an audio device. Also my connection is so low in bandwidth, it would take me days to download a movie. I ask people to explain "streaming" to me and get a faceful of a foreign language. cn
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
My computer has no speakers and thus is disqualified as an audio device. Also my connection is so low in bandwidth, it would take me days to download a movie. I ask people to explain "streaming" to me and get a faceful of a foreign language. cn
Sports Bar! :D
 

SirGreenThumb

Well-Known Member
My computer has no speakers and thus is disqualified as an audio device. Also my connection is so low in bandwidth, it would take me days to download a movie. I ask people to explain "streaming" to me and get a faceful of a foreign language. cn
Streaming is the exact same as watching a program on the tv. It just takes place on your computer screen.
Some people even use the term streaming as something that you can watch while downloading it at the same time.
 
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