EMERGENCY! Any help much apreciated

BillyBob05

Active Member
Sorry for the repost i accidently posted in the wrong section.

Hey everybody, I've been in veg for 6 weeks now. A friend of mine told me that semen is a good fertilizer to promote faster growing and bigger more potent buds due to proteins that the plants love. So I've been masturbating on my plants for the last week, 3 times a day (once in the morning, on lunch break, and before bed) At first I didn't notice any differance but as of now im seeing brown splots showing up on the fan leafs and also some random areas of what looks to be like a fungus or some kind of mold (bluish white patches). Is this due to the semen or something else I'm doing?? I'm using five 23 watt cfl's and scotts potting soil plus as a medium. I don't have any nutrients yet but plan on getting some soon. Temp is at a constant 74F and I have good ventilation. I also plan on getting some c02 in their soon. I'm watering once every 3 days and I let the water sit to evaporate the chemicals. BTW I tried a search but couldn't find anything, should the semen go directly on the fan leafs? I've been ejaculating directly on the leafs but after reading many posts I think this might be magnifying the light and burning the plants creating the brown splots. Should I do it directly in to the soil? Or maybe mix it with the water when watering?? Any help is much appreciated THANKS!!
 

ToastyBowlDropper

Well-Known Member
Cant.....stop....laughing!!!!!

The thought of you wanking off into your plants is so fucking funny...holy shit!

Well, good luck with your fungus! And i hope you haven't developed a fetish for cumming on weed plants.
 

natmoon

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I was laughing at this a lot:mrgreen:
All though i know that this is a joke post it is entirely possible that if sperm was refined and dried and powdered it would make an excellent nutrient.
Dont know who would actually want to smoke it but it would probably work:blsmoke:
 

unity

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:leaf::hump::mrgreen:
Dud, please regain your manhood and stop jerking off over your plants!
You might get sued by your plants for committing a 'lude act' or possibly for being a pedophile if your plants are not mature yet.:mrgreen::
 

korvette1977

Well-Known Member
Plants make me excited but DAMNNNNNN..... Pulling one (or three) a day off onto your plants is sexual abuse . What the hell is wrong with you ? You need help Bro.. go see a Doctor. and when you see your friend I'd give him a swift kick in his ass...
 

apasunee

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O.K.,O.K here it is,,,,,,,yo freak,,,,or pervert, or pedaphile, or whatever you are, Im guessing you are not even old enough to be on this as an 18 or older guy wouldnt be so gulible,, but,, since you are,,, make a porn, youll be the first plant fuker Ive ever heard of,,lol,,you can even have multiple partners,, then get a white one, a black strain,, a purple strain,, you know,, just get yur groove on,,,,, hey,, If you fell for that, youll beleive anything....:peace:........:spew:
 

Tusk

Active Member
I usually just tie a vibrator to my plants twice a week while I train them with nipple clamps. It seems to stimulate growth and spill forth great yields of virginal trichome purity and bud bliss.
I too tried the hand method as described by the original poster but quickly grew tired of having to 'fake it' with the help of those small coffee creamers.
I'm still in the dark about using a black light.
Anything to make the plant feel better. I bought a couple of blow up plants just for added excitement and designed a unique pair of speedos strategically incorporating a weave of zig-zags and rizlas for the occasion

The more things we try,
the more things we learn about improving what gets us all in the end.
That's why we play the game.
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