bomberman.
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Sat down for Christmas lunch with the family at my uncles vineyard with quite a large group of family and extended family some of which I did not know (Aunt in law had her side of the family over) probably about 15 - 20 adults and maybe a dozen kids.
I am not even sure when we were drugged or what with but I think it was in the food. my uncle makes wine and was dishing out all sorts of wines but it wasn't until the usual smorgasbord of roast meat and veggies were mostly consumed that things started going strange. we were all sitting round our tables and I was just chatting with a couple of relatives and all of a sudden I just realized they were talking nonsense not making any sense, I figured they had just had too much wine and beer and were slurring words, A few minutes more of listening to all the sounds around me become more and more blurred and understandable and then my vision went. not totally, I wish it went totally and I was blinded to what the hell was happening around me.
I remember my vision was seeing trails of everything that moved like doubles then triples and sights were connected to sounds but I don't think it occurred to me that I was tripping :\ it was like everything was normal even though it was fucked up and I think everyone was in the same boat.
I looked around and my grandma (who is pushing 100 years old) is just standing up from her chair at the table then sitting back down over and over, her eyes were fixated on my grandpa who was sitting directly across and also standing but he was as still as a statue, I notice his pants were still on but his fly was undone and he had his penis wrapped up in a buttered bread roll that was sitting on his plate. from that moment on everything is such a blur I don't even know if it was a dream or not, some parts are just complete blackouts and others are like fuzzy half memories..
fast forward 2 days and I wake up in my bedroom not knowing what the fuck is going on, not even sure if Christmas has been or not yet. I realize Iv got my arm round something and to my relief its what appears to be a passed out female, I gently roll her over a little without disturbing her just to see how iv done and holey fucking mackerel its my fucking cousin. we were both covered in lube head to toe and I am sure I can hear my mobile on silent vibrating so I start rummaging through the sheets getting closer to the source and god damn I find not my phone but a big fucking vibrator hanging half out of her snatch and its still fucking on! she's passed out and im fucking freaking racking my brain trying to remember what the hell led to this.
I walk out into the lounge to make a coffee and hit a bowl and on my couch is another lady ( Im not sure how im related to her i think she is my second aunt )from the Christmas lunch on my couch masturbating hard to the tv show scrubs, one foot behind her head the other on the coffee table with my bong and weed infront of her. now when I say hard I mean real hard, iv participated in mutual masturbation many times but this bitch on my couch was just absolutely devastating herself. I assume she was still trippin or whatever because she payed no attention to me even during the commercial breaks on the tv she just kept going to town on herself.
I watched for probably 5 - 10 minutes before thinking fuck this masturbating zombie bitch isn't going to stop me from smoking my weed and took a seat next to her and started packing my bowl, I'm looking around at all the bullshit mess on the coffee table and I start noticing things like spoons, needles, crack pipes, a chunk of my bathroom mirror, long story short I have enough evidence to safely say we had been doing heroin sometime the last couple of days.
I don't know what the fuck to do. im thinking maybe I am going to have to kill them or at least just drive them somewhere far away and kick them out of the car before they sober up an realize what has happened, i would be doing them a favour really but I doubt I should be driving.
anyone have any ideas, what the hell is the right thing to do? anyone know what the fuck drug we were spiked with? Im pretty sure it wasn't me. maybe we weren't drugged at all and it was bad food, can off food cause shit like this to happen? I don't even know where to start cleaning this mess up? I don't even know what happened to the rest of the family..
I am not even sure when we were drugged or what with but I think it was in the food. my uncle makes wine and was dishing out all sorts of wines but it wasn't until the usual smorgasbord of roast meat and veggies were mostly consumed that things started going strange. we were all sitting round our tables and I was just chatting with a couple of relatives and all of a sudden I just realized they were talking nonsense not making any sense, I figured they had just had too much wine and beer and were slurring words, A few minutes more of listening to all the sounds around me become more and more blurred and understandable and then my vision went. not totally, I wish it went totally and I was blinded to what the hell was happening around me.
I remember my vision was seeing trails of everything that moved like doubles then triples and sights were connected to sounds but I don't think it occurred to me that I was tripping :\ it was like everything was normal even though it was fucked up and I think everyone was in the same boat.
I looked around and my grandma (who is pushing 100 years old) is just standing up from her chair at the table then sitting back down over and over, her eyes were fixated on my grandpa who was sitting directly across and also standing but he was as still as a statue, I notice his pants were still on but his fly was undone and he had his penis wrapped up in a buttered bread roll that was sitting on his plate. from that moment on everything is such a blur I don't even know if it was a dream or not, some parts are just complete blackouts and others are like fuzzy half memories..
fast forward 2 days and I wake up in my bedroom not knowing what the fuck is going on, not even sure if Christmas has been or not yet. I realize Iv got my arm round something and to my relief its what appears to be a passed out female, I gently roll her over a little without disturbing her just to see how iv done and holey fucking mackerel its my fucking cousin. we were both covered in lube head to toe and I am sure I can hear my mobile on silent vibrating so I start rummaging through the sheets getting closer to the source and god damn I find not my phone but a big fucking vibrator hanging half out of her snatch and its still fucking on! she's passed out and im fucking freaking racking my brain trying to remember what the hell led to this.
I walk out into the lounge to make a coffee and hit a bowl and on my couch is another lady ( Im not sure how im related to her i think she is my second aunt )from the Christmas lunch on my couch masturbating hard to the tv show scrubs, one foot behind her head the other on the coffee table with my bong and weed infront of her. now when I say hard I mean real hard, iv participated in mutual masturbation many times but this bitch on my couch was just absolutely devastating herself. I assume she was still trippin or whatever because she payed no attention to me even during the commercial breaks on the tv she just kept going to town on herself.
I watched for probably 5 - 10 minutes before thinking fuck this masturbating zombie bitch isn't going to stop me from smoking my weed and took a seat next to her and started packing my bowl, I'm looking around at all the bullshit mess on the coffee table and I start noticing things like spoons, needles, crack pipes, a chunk of my bathroom mirror, long story short I have enough evidence to safely say we had been doing heroin sometime the last couple of days.
I don't know what the fuck to do. im thinking maybe I am going to have to kill them or at least just drive them somewhere far away and kick them out of the car before they sober up an realize what has happened, i would be doing them a favour really but I doubt I should be driving.
anyone have any ideas, what the hell is the right thing to do? anyone know what the fuck drug we were spiked with? Im pretty sure it wasn't me. maybe we weren't drugged at all and it was bad food, can off food cause shit like this to happen? I don't even know where to start cleaning this mess up? I don't even know what happened to the rest of the family..
Actually I bet we can guess where it's been.
