Dabbinblunted
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These make me laugh
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Bublonichronic
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He took a piss?
They don't drink fluids before a weigh in thats what makes it dangerous. Almost every event someone misses weight lately. It's odd to see one guy over 1.2 lbs and one under 1.2 lbs.
Dabbinblunted
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Dc pushed down on the towel just enough to "make weight" apparently it's an old wrestling trick...lol well played dc
Bublonichronic
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Well his hand was on the towel the second time...how could they not catch that...
CHEATER!!!!! CHEATER!!!! This fuckin guy is bad for the sport. Throws shoes in a lobby full of women, children, the elderly, and disabled with their guide dogs. Punches a ref trying to take cheap shot at a superior fighter after the bell, now this. Tsk tsk Daniel real champions don't cheat. 
This is in buffalo, if it was Vegas they might've caught it. Wonder if Jones brings it up when he's calling the fight cage side.
Kelvin Gastelum is out of UFC 212 against Silva because of the evil weed. Wonder if the sports world will ever get their outta their asses and update the rules. If I was pro athlete I'd prefer my opponent smoked weed all day everyday. He tested positive when tested before the Belfort fight which was 3/11 sooo what's the point of testing if you don't have the results back before the fight and allow the fight to happen anyway?
This is in buffalo, if it was Vegas they might've caught it. Wonder if Jones brings it up when he's calling the fight cage side.
Kelvin Gastelum is out of UFC 212 against Silva because of the evil weed. Wonder if the sports world will ever get their outta their asses and update the rules. If I was pro athlete I'd prefer my opponent smoked weed all day everyday. He tested positive when tested before the Belfort fight which was 3/11 sooo what's the point of testing if you don't have the results back before the fight and allow the fight to happen anyway?
Padawanbater2
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1.2lbs doesn't mean anything to me, Johnson seems to agree;
I don't think you can lift yourself up off a towel held by two people to take off weight and still get a consistent result. Try it yourself, the scale won't level because your arms aren't producing the same amount of force throughout the weighing in. Maybe you could do it if you locked your elbows but from watching the Clip, Cormier just kind of posted his arms on top of the towel to look down at the scale, it didn't look purposeful to me at all.
I don't think you can lift yourself up off a towel held by two people to take off weight and still get a consistent result. Try it yourself, the scale won't level because your arms aren't producing the same amount of force throughout the weighing in. Maybe you could do it if you locked your elbows but from watching the Clip, Cormier just kind of posted his arms on top of the towel to look down at the scale, it didn't look purposeful to me at all.
mr sunshine
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Took a shit or he threw up.
I don't care about the pound either but it's funny for a guy that loves talkin shit about people to clearly cheat then lie about it. His excuse was the scale was broken thats why he was over.
First time hands by his sides overweight 2nd time hands resting on the towel on weight? If you see him laying the weight of his arms on the towel while watching the scale you need glasses.
Funny thing less than a minute later rumble weighed in light.
Really in all honesty they need to fix weight cutting before someone gets hurt. Maybe have weighed between fights like out of competition drug tests. Give them a certain they have to maintain between fights. If you fight at 205 the heaviest you can be is 215
First time hands by his sides overweight 2nd time hands resting on the towel on weight? If you see him laying the weight of his arms on the towel while watching the scale you need glasses.
Funny thing less than a minute later rumble weighed in light.
Really in all honesty they need to fix weight cutting before someone gets hurt. Maybe have weighed between fights like out of competition drug tests. Give them a certain they have to maintain between fights. If you fight at 205 the heaviest you can be is 215
Bublonichronic
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I was thinking threw up too, there gotta be atleast a lb worth of acid in your stomach
mr sunshine
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Maybe he jacked off.
Padawanbater2
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I just rewatched it, there is no way he could get a pound or more out of the shit he did with the towel, no fuckin way at all. Impossible. You listen to Cormier talk, you understand he's not the type of guy to cheat, his history during his career proves that. This isn't some kind of Cormier fanboy talk either, I have no horse in this fight. I just don't think a pound matters when it comes down to something as trivial as a towel post.. They've been preparing for each other since Jones fucked up last
mr sunshine
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Hopefully he gets his fat ass knocked out.
mr sunshine
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I tried the towel trick, he definitely cheated. He didn't lift himself he just rested his arm weight on the towel. He looked like shit, not as fresh as the last time they fought.
Bublonichronic
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Or they could have monthly weigh ins for active fighters and u have to make the weight you wanna fight at, having to do a cut monthly would prolly make a lot of people stop, and those that do it deserve to be bigger that's some serious dedication
Right, that's why I posted it. That's what he likes to claim. He's might be the biggest douche bag in the sport. He loves talking shit about other people. Watching him cry tonight will be fun.
Second event in a row that gym had a fighter in the main or co main event that couldn't make weight.
a mongo frog
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Haahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC The champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a mongo frog
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Exactly the same as the first fight
