ex mrs a cop

so my ex is in training to be a big. towards the end of our relationship she wanted to become a pig (didnt really jave a prob) just broke up cause she started getting bossy and imature etc. after the break up she got a bit weird well quite frankly fucken physco i tried to be mates with her cause thats what she wanted and i didnt want her to bust be when she recieved her bacon badge. but in the end i couldnt put up with her fucked up attitude so i stopped answering her calls texts an basicaly cut her of even thou she persisted on trying to get a hold of me even rang my sis and my mum up to 5 or 6 mounths later.
this year i planning a big grow (she knew i grew) should i be worried? any1 else had physco ex's lol

Yes, and that wasn't exactly the smartest way to break it off. Chances are though if after 6 months nothing has happened, then nothing will happen. But I'd be careful.

Wow and I thought my ex was bad . . . .

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. need I say more?

RandyRocket said:

Hell hath no fury woman scorned. need I say more?

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Truest words I have heard all day

yea tried hard to stay mates but after 3 mounths of trying that i couldnt hack it no more. haha she even tried the whole 'im going to kill myself' sob story.
i tell you what thou if i ever see a bacon mobeel with her in it around these ways i think my jaw wont drop it will fall off altogether haha

You must have a big dick. On a more serious note,get shit on her before she tries anything, if you can.Move if you can, and have the place in someone else's name if you can trust them.Use your mom's address for license, etc.

skunksta said:

yea tried hard to stay mates but after 3 mounths of trying that i couldnt hack it no more. haha she even tried the whole 'im going to kill myself' sob story.
i tell you what thou if i ever see a bacon mobeel with her in it around these ways i think my jaw wont drop it will fall off altogether haha

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yea had stuff pined on her but broke old cellphone so dam. big dick haha did you once go a bit loopy after being dumped by well endowed bf lol jokes

Been there, done that! I feel ya buddy! ... At least my ex wasn't a cop, but she knew a lot and had a social worker that always asked question (inappropriate and unnecessary questions in my opinion). After we broke up I was so paranoid about getting busted, I would like check the street for sus looking cars and things, people lurking that shouldn't be etc. Nothing happened, but it does put a downer on the fun of growing for awhile. I tried so hard to not let her no I was growing (we weren't living together so there was no real reason for her to know), she found out eventually tho, she didn't like it, but couldn't do anything about it and didn't want me to get into trouble at the time. But after a messy breakup I did worry. But still growing safe and strong!

good to here man. yea my ex said she would nark than said she wouldnt cause 'she's not like that' but she is a bit of a compulsive liar so who knows. i not too worried cause if she ever does bust me i hav devised a plan so i wont have too much on me it will be stored else where

I've noticed a lot of women seem to...maybe theyre thinking, "Who's gonna touch the sides now?!!"

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yea had stuff pined on her but broke old cellphone so dam. big dick haha did you once go a bit loopy after being dumped by well endowed bf lol jokes

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ive always wondered that about woman with 4-5 kids haha drs probably just chuck a couple extra stitches in lol gross

It's called kegels.And there is a surgery if it gets bad.But if she does kegels, all should be fine.

skunksta said:

ive always wondered that about woman with 4-5 kids haha drs probably just chuck a couple extra stitches in lol gross

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kegals is it like yoga for the privets or something?

Haha, yea baby. Guys can do that kind of shit too. Strengthen the old pc mussle, makes you better in bed (relatively). Personally I prefer to do most the work with my mouth, but it's nice to be well rounded in all aspects hahaha

What he said.

GreenphoeniX said:

Haha, yea baby. Guys can do that kind of shit too. Strengthen the old pc mussle, makes you better in bed (relatively). Personally I prefer to do most the work with my mouth, but it's nice to be well rounded in all aspects hahaha

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youve got three options in my eyes.
1) Become friends with her again and get close..im sorry if thats hard but you might need to if you wanna grow
2) If you serious about growing posibly moving?
3) Do not grow cause if you piss her off shell use that power to her advantage

Good luck bro

Pigs have to pass a psychiatric evaluation first.... I dont think she would pass..

GreenphoeniX said:

Haha, yea baby. Guys can do that kind of shit too. Strengthen the old pc mussle, makes you better in bed (relatively). Personally I prefer to do most the work with my mouth, but it's nice to be well rounded in all aspects hahaha

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Youd rather pleasure with your mouth??? youve got a strong stomach and a very little sence of smell my man.

hahah level 2 plant slayer ... That can't be good. Funny shit.

Pigs have to pass a psychiatric evaluation first... I dont think she would pass..

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I doubt my ex would pass either!!!
I don't understand what's so bad about being a self-absorbed womanizing piece of shit really... Seems alright to me hahaha