EXCUSE ME?!..The OFFICIAL Bernie Sanders For President 2016 Thread

.Pinworm.

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Whoaaaaaa!:shock:

You have Yessica on ignore?

I thought the two of you were getting metaphorically married here at RIU..I know..no one understands you like Schuylaar..no judging here..did she judge you?
The funny part is they banned both of us. Then people wouldn't stop making retarded threads about me for 3 months straight. I pretty much came back to put an end to all the tributes and also to get Odanksta and 60hmax banned for threatening @Diabolical666 (a plan that was a success btw - both banned- you are welcome RIU). Then I remembered how much I like it here. So, I just stuck around...wait. What was the question?
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
The funny part is they banned both of us. Then people wouldn't stop making retarded threads about me for 3 months straight. I pretty much came back to put an end to all the tributes and also to get Odanksta and 60hmax banned for threatening @Diabolical666 (a plan that was a success btw - both banned- you are welcome RIU). Then I remembered how much I like it here. So, I just stuck around...wait. What was the question?
Sorry to hear of the demise of RIUs King and Queen..and you weren't even fucking each other..what the hell? I was totaling wondering where Yessica went..Diabolical is here somewhere I saw her not too long ago..OD moved to Colorado:cuss:actually saw him too I think they did just what you did, username altered slightly.

Well some things have changed since you've been gone:

 

londonfog

Well-Known Member
Thread needs euthanasia, stat.
NOOOOO!!!!! This thread just needs Bernie approved delicious recipes.

Bernie's Apple Tea Cakes

Ingredients

  • 4 large eggs
  • 6 tablespoonsolive oil
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 cup unsalted matzo meal
  • 3 tablespoons potato starch
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1 medium Granny Smith apple, peeled, cored, and diced
  • Cinnamon sugar, as needed

Directions


In a medium mixing bowl, whisk together the eggs and oil. Add the sugar, matzo, potato starch, and salt and mix until blended. Stir in the apples.

Spray a 2 1/2-inch by 3 1/4-inch muffin tin with non-stick spray. Fill 3/4 full with the batter and dust with the cinnamon sugar. Bake until the tops spring back when pressed, about 15 to 18 minutes.

Cool on a rack and remove from the tin when they are at room temperature.
 

SneekyNinja

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(Bernie) Sand Cake

Ingredients:

1 12-ounce box Nilla Wafers
1 8-ounce container Cool Whip
2 3-ounce packages cream cheese, softened
1 4-ounce package vanilla or chocolate instant pudding mix
1 1/2 cups milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Candy shells for decorating (available at most candy stores)

Preparation

Make the "sand" by crushing the Nilla Wafers with a potato masher or in a food processor. With a mixer, combine the Cool Whip, cream cheese, pudding mix, milk, and vanilla. Layer a fifth of the crumbs in the bottom of a large, clean sand pail. Top with a third of the pudding mixture, then a layer of crumbs. Continue layering, ending with crumbs. Cover and refrigerate at least 30 minutes. Decorate with the candy shells.
 

londonfog

Well-Known Member
(Bernie) Sand Cake

Ingredients:

1 12-ounce box Nilla Wafers
1 8-ounce container Cool Whip
2 3-ounce packages cream cheese, softened
1 4-ounce package vanilla or chocolate instant pudding mix
1 1/2 cups milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Candy shells for decorating (available at most candy stores)

Preparation

Make the "sand" by crushing the Nilla Wafers with a potato masher or in a food processor. With a mixer, combine the Cool Whip, cream cheese, pudding mix, milk, and vanilla. Layer a fifth of the crumbs in the bottom of a large, clean sand pail. Top with a third of the pudding mixture, then a layer of crumbs. Continue layering, ending with crumbs. Cover and refrigerate at least 30 minutes. Decorate with the candy shells.
awesome. will try
 
The Bernie roll
  1. Preheat oven to 999 degrees.
  2. In the bowl of your stand mixer, combine the warm water, oil, yeast, and sugar. ...
  3. Mix 2 cups of the flour, the salt, and the egg into the yeast mixture using a dough hook. ...
  4. Shape dough into 12 balls and place in a 9x13 pan. ...
  5. Bake for 3 days.
He rolled over like a bitch...
 
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