F*ck jail

drink a shit load of water

I think you guys are about a year and a half to late.

Thebot said:

Drug test in 6 hours. Wish me luck. If I fail, fucking jail time. Fuck America though if I fail I'm gone. Any positive thoughts would be appreciated

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The best thing to do, and believe me it works, is to drink lots, and lots of water with lemon in it. Slice a whole lemon, place it in a jug, and drink away.

Good luck

People the thread is over a year and a half old. He would have already done his time.

you don't have to hold the water, your liver can only pump out so much thc. Drink the gallon and piss as many times as you can before the test. Drink coffee or coke to color it. detox is fake, they get you to drink a gallon of it, just use water.

if your able to do this... try to get someone to piss in a bottle right before you go so it stays warm and try to bring it in the room with you... make sure the person will piss clean tho!

i passed a drug test over night. it was a thursday evening. I had been smoking about an ounce a day for a couple months, and got the call about a new job, orientation the next morning at 10.

well i drank a 30 packs, a shit ton of coffee, some tea. lots of water and pissed like 500 times on my way there. and miraculously it worked. but then again im a skinny motherfucker and i know that THC binds to fat cells.

Water is all you need .

when using the dilution method, i like to take a b vitamin suplement a few hours before the test. this will make your dilluted urine more yellow. i have only used this method once and it worked, drank a shitload of water for the day before and of the test. passed the test, got the job, and the next day i went and bought quick fix synthetic urine. the synthetics are the only 100% way to pass. i have used them many times and everyone i know or have talked to and used this have always passed. the only way this will not work is if they watch your dick or vag.

when i was in the service we used to just use AZO, the cranberry juice extract, and then wash down like the whole bottle over the course of a day with cranberry juice. that combined with the high level of activity we had in our lives would allow you to pass... depending.

if you r more active you dont have to worry about waiting like 30 days, the shit will be out of your system in like a week and a half. but if your a fatty that sits on his ass all day then its really hard to get it out because thc stores in your fat cells. I like to smoke before and after the gym, it makes working out alot easier. but im just sayin if you wanna pass drug tests, you should go running AND drink like 4 gallons of water. i also heard that people that use fat blockers like allie have less problems passing piss tests, but be warned that the fat that gets blocked has to get out of your body some how.... can anyone say anal leakage????