Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. (But they know new yorkese. fuck you, shithead, asshole,scumbag,etc. funny how you learn the bad words first)
Walt Disney was afraid of mice. (That's just downright wrong)
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. (Aw shit, now there gonna make another pill for us old guys)
The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side. (Unlike me, I fall to the left)
Most lipstick contains fish scales.(You telling me Ive been kissing carp all these years?)