Fake news in preparation of April 1st.

Egzoset

Well-Known Member
Salutations everybody,

Some recent readings on Cobalt-60 sterilization of dry cannabis (using high-penetration gamma-ray photons) recently inspired my this idea, some sort of trick 'n treat except we know in advance it's wild speculation, euh...

:wink:

M'well, maybe not!! You'll get what i mean in a moment! :peace:


So lets begin by announcing my April-1st Fake-News title without any further delay, to serve as an opening invitation to an audience possibly interested to add many other April 1st stories, for example:


Radiation-resistant pathogen finally contaminated all cannabis around planet earth, including its space missions...

It's no surprize, decades of systematic irradiation seriously challenged UN's legal "Big Mari-Caca" market, which by the way had already endured other forms of vilification during the former "Légaleezation" wave - like being tumbled and then sprayed with savvy optimized-synergy high-toxicity spray soups expertly designed to gain laboratory approval... Of course everyone saw it coming as it was public knowledge that sooner or later this would be doomed to cause spontaneous pathogen mutations capable of infesting practically all of the biosphere, simply by braking the seal and then opening a single child-proof bottle (e.g. exposing our evironment to its content, never mind its red warning labels)!

Here's the catch. Irradiation got intensified in response to radiation resistance, which closed the loop after selected mutations invaded the LP's indoor cultivation spaces! Which means they created super pathogens out of nothing, just because industrialized production and radioactive sterilization conveniently justify each other! And now that the genie went out of the bottle there's no putting him back in, evidently. Which in reality was the plan since the Victorian age as this type of sterilization was already familiar to scientifics during the late 19th century. It turns out secret societies with members from the Franc Maçons and Illuminati had infiltrated the "elite" in many developped countries, for example in Canada the Liberal party took action on a national scale as soon as 1923, then 1925 internationally (ref.: Henri-Sévérin Béland in Ottawa & Raoul Dandurand as the League of Nation's president, respectively)... The fate of cannabis got sealed after yet another Liberal (who had become famous for his selfies...) eventually forced all producers to participate to such patient radioactive-resistant selection. Hence making sure cannabis would never reconquer its traditional hippie reputation of "safe dope", not even in space!

Since then a multitude of nuisances groups gradually complemented the "Drug-Free World" palette of dissuasive tools, In The Name Of Children.

Secondary effects range from simple hair loss to hairy men growing a vagina...

Which reminds me that various rumours now announce the next UN reform may target compulsive masturbation until the legal age of mariage...
 

Egzoset

Well-Known Member
Salutations H G Griffin,

I hate the phrase "fake news' so much.
Mee too (...), euh... M'well, i do concur and most certainly when CBC/SRC propaganda pretends to "inform" the public against it...

Actually "Fake News" would make an ecellent title all by itself, considering it's only the begining of it and we're not done just yet!

Good day, have fun!! :peace:
 

OLD MOTHER SATIVA

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wtf are you on about re radiation bro..?

your clever words are a bit in the way

[ir]radiation is the HC method of sterilization to make weed med "pure n safe.."-tm

however ..it appear to wreck the weed

some how we all got by without before

Radiation-resistant pathogen finally contaminated all cannabis around planet earth, including its space missions...

>this is nuts..

re fake:

yes cbc and msm is fake news and the fake news that cbc and jt say is the fake news is the not fake news...


yeh..never mind..

"radiation resistant pathogen" .."finally" contaminated earths cannabis..insinuating it started along ago

ok so if the LP's give up irradiation then they meay able to compete with everyone elses weed...
 

Egzoset

Well-Known Member
Salutations Old Mother Sativa,

...radiation...
Correct this if you must, i believe cooking as we used to know it never actually included gamma photons that break molecules at complete random and even less in presence of Pest Control Products sprayed by the dozen, on top of poop and other toxins left behind by dead pathogens...

...your clever words are a bit in the way... ...this is nuts...
M'well i love you too... Actually i think the same about subjectivity spreading over the years. Anyway lets keep in mind it's about flirting with fiction while Fake News pretend to represent reality.

...somehow we all got by without before...
Exactly. In absence of proper long-term epidemic statistics it appears to me the "Légaleezation" of Trudeau simply turns whole unsuspecting populations of already abused (over-charged/over-taxed) consumers into guinea pigs while no "legal" packaging provides relevant details to make an informed decision. For example what sort of novel freakish "radicals" are being involved while cell membranes get permeated, we just don't know. Etc.

In any case have a look at our present industrialized food model to envision what's ahead. Personally i'm expecting "legal" Big Cannabis to deal with the potential presence of multiple unwanted lifeforms (from mass production environments) by raising irradiation doses until it challenges all beneficial limits, eventually defeating deep penetrating gamma-ray sterilization in the 1st place since bigot anti-cannabic prohibitionists never know when to stop.

Bon appétit! ...
 

OLD MOTHER SATIVA

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"Correct this if you must, i believe cooking as we used to know it never actually included gamma photons that break molecules at complete random"

>...what was invented by the Russian nuclear program and promo'd on tv as humour..was embraced by the consumer..

i knew we had problems the first time i left a piece of bread in too long...mmmm leather
 

Egzoset

Well-Known Member
Still about April 1st deceiving tricks, although i'm a couple days too late lets pretend this was yesterday's most viral title on mass media:

« Cannabis exhales 4.5 times deadlier than CoViD-19, Task Force of Bill (G20) Blair now shooting on sight! »

Please guess how i came to such construction...

:!:

M'well, here's a solid hint. Legal distance became 9 meters for any cannabinoïd cloud exhaled after mid-October 2019, compared to just 2 if only asymptomatic relatively to CoViD-19.

Get it?

:confused: :shock:
 
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