Egzoset
Well-Known Member
Salutations everybody,
Some recent readings on Cobalt-60 sterilization of dry cannabis (using high-penetration gamma-ray photons) recently inspired my this idea, some sort of trick 'n treat except we know in advance it's wild speculation, euh...
M'well, maybe not!! You'll get what i mean in a moment!
So lets begin by announcing my April-1st Fake-News title without any further delay, to serve as an opening invitation to an audience possibly interested to add many other April 1st stories, for example:
Radiation-resistant pathogen finally contaminated all cannabis around planet earth, including its space missions...
It's no surprize, decades of systematic irradiation seriously challenged UN's legal "Big Mari-Caca" market, which by the way had already endured other forms of vilification during the former "Légaleezation" wave - like being tumbled and then sprayed with savvy optimized-synergy high-toxicity spray soups expertly designed to gain laboratory approval... Of course everyone saw it coming as it was public knowledge that sooner or later this would be doomed to cause spontaneous pathogen mutations capable of infesting practically all of the biosphere, simply by braking the seal and then opening a single child-proof bottle (e.g. exposing our evironment to its content, never mind its red warning labels)!
Here's the catch. Irradiation got intensified in response to radiation resistance, which closed the loop after selected mutations invaded the LP's indoor cultivation spaces! Which means they created super pathogens out of nothing, just because industrialized production and radioactive sterilization conveniently justify each other! And now that the genie went out of the bottle there's no putting him back in, evidently. Which in reality was the plan since the Victorian age as this type of sterilization was already familiar to scientifics during the late 19th century. It turns out secret societies with members from the Franc Maçons and Illuminati had infiltrated the "elite" in many developped countries, for example in Canada the Liberal party took action on a national scale as soon as 1923, then 1925 internationally (ref.: Henri-Sévérin Béland in Ottawa & Raoul Dandurand as the League of Nation's president, respectively)... The fate of cannabis got sealed after yet another Liberal (who had become famous for his selfies...) eventually forced all producers to participate to such patient radioactive-resistant selection. Hence making sure cannabis would never reconquer its traditional hippie reputation of "safe dope", not even in space!
Since then a multitude of nuisances groups gradually complemented the "Drug-Free World" palette of dissuasive tools, In The Name Of Children.
Secondary effects range from simple hair loss to hairy men growing a vagina...
Which reminds me that various rumours now announce the next UN reform may target compulsive masturbation until the legal age of mariage...
Some recent readings on Cobalt-60 sterilization of dry cannabis (using high-penetration gamma-ray photons) recently inspired my this idea, some sort of trick 'n treat except we know in advance it's wild speculation, euh...
M'well, maybe not!! You'll get what i mean in a moment!
So lets begin by announcing my April-1st Fake-News title without any further delay, to serve as an opening invitation to an audience possibly interested to add many other April 1st stories, for example:
Radiation-resistant pathogen finally contaminated all cannabis around planet earth, including its space missions...
It's no surprize, decades of systematic irradiation seriously challenged UN's legal "Big Mari-Caca" market, which by the way had already endured other forms of vilification during the former "Légaleezation" wave - like being tumbled and then sprayed with savvy optimized-synergy high-toxicity spray soups expertly designed to gain laboratory approval... Of course everyone saw it coming as it was public knowledge that sooner or later this would be doomed to cause spontaneous pathogen mutations capable of infesting practically all of the biosphere, simply by braking the seal and then opening a single child-proof bottle (e.g. exposing our evironment to its content, never mind its red warning labels)!
Here's the catch. Irradiation got intensified in response to radiation resistance, which closed the loop after selected mutations invaded the LP's indoor cultivation spaces! Which means they created super pathogens out of nothing, just because industrialized production and radioactive sterilization conveniently justify each other! And now that the genie went out of the bottle there's no putting him back in, evidently. Which in reality was the plan since the Victorian age as this type of sterilization was already familiar to scientifics during the late 19th century. It turns out secret societies with members from the Franc Maçons and Illuminati had infiltrated the "elite" in many developped countries, for example in Canada the Liberal party took action on a national scale as soon as 1923, then 1925 internationally (ref.: Henri-Sévérin Béland in Ottawa & Raoul Dandurand as the League of Nation's president, respectively)... The fate of cannabis got sealed after yet another Liberal (who had become famous for his selfies...) eventually forced all producers to participate to such patient radioactive-resistant selection. Hence making sure cannabis would never reconquer its traditional hippie reputation of "safe dope", not even in space!
Since then a multitude of nuisances groups gradually complemented the "Drug-Free World" palette of dissuasive tools, In The Name Of Children.
Secondary effects range from simple hair loss to hairy men growing a vagina...
Which reminds me that various rumours now announce the next UN reform may target compulsive masturbation until the legal age of mariage...
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