CrackerJax
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I have definitive proof that extraterrestrial intelligent life DOES exist.
Know how I know for sure?
Cause they AREN'T visiting us!!
Know how I know for sure?
Cause they AREN'T visiting us!!
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doc111
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CrackerJax
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Read my location: You call it earth.
I am here to catalog intelligent life.
So far..... I have not reported in with any data.
Still looking though.
I am here to catalog intelligent life.
So far..... I have not reported in with any data.
Still looking though.
doc111
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I call shotgun!
CrackerJax
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hahaha!!! Make sure you have a towel with you.... I'll let you know.
doc111
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Does it have a flux capacitor so we can time travel?
CrackerJax
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Hahah.... you are starting to drop down on my list!
Katatawnic
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Yeah, well, read my location. 
doc111
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I was just hoping we could make a stop in San Francisco circa 1967. Then again, I hear the weed was shit back then. Never mind.
CrackerJax
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Yeah, well, read my location.
The planet is only dumb if you hang out with the "humans". I have already shipped several thousand dogs back to space central. They qualified almost immediately.
I was just hoping we could make a stop in San Francisco circa 1967. Then again, I hear the weed was shit back then. Never mind.
Weed was actually placed here by my predecessors to calm you mothers all down..... next thing you know....you all make it illegal...go figure....interferes with ur favorite past time .... violence.
doc111
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Hey! That was not my call. We are a backwards species though aren't we?The planet is only dumb if you hang out with the "humans". I have already shipped several thousand dogs back to space central. They qualified almost immediately.
Weed was actually placed here by my predecessors to calm you mothers all down..... next thing you know....you all make it illegal...go figure....interferes with ur favorite past time .... violence.
CrackerJax
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At space central Humans are nick named "mirrors". This planet is one big vanity fair.
