Fast Food - A Tutorial

monstrgonja said:

dick faces like you should get fucked up. not only would i punch you out. i would get a way with it. thats why you work at a fast food restaraunt you have no integrety

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i LOL at you because, well i have not done anything bad ever in the history of my job

and you assume that i do because i hate everyone that is a moron

dude, grow up

no integrity? i just told you, twice, never fucked with anyones food before

and you obviously have never worked in the industry before, so why dont you just go run along and go threaten some one else with your petty violence

and maybe next time before judging a man, walk a mile in his shoes

Keenly said:

2. Cashier's least favorite words are "scratch that" and "take off the ....."

when you cancel an item on your order, its not like just hitting a delete button

its called a void

at my place of employment, if my voids are over 2% of my total sales, i get written up

thats right, the employee gets in trouble for the customers idiocy

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Not calling customers idiots huh? So no, i didn't put any words in your mouth. Sounds like the company you work for are the ones you should be mad at. The company's should adapt to the people...not the other way around.

newb19547 said:

Not calling customers idiots huh?

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i call customers idiots all the time

when they leave...


while they are they i do as a good fast food slave would and smile be polite offer suggestions etc

but if a person is a moron, im not afraid to tell some one about it


i fucking hate stupid people, i cited multiple examples of what qualifies as a stupid individual, and they deserve their title

Wow, you just said i was putting words in your mouth....now you admit to calling them idiots...make up your mind.

newb19547 said:

something off of their food.

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becuase THIS was never a statement that i made


you obviously read it wrong, simple mistake

you can take whatever you want off your food it doesnt effect me at all

Damn, I definately feel ya. worked at the piss jobs all my life and I'm a grade A+ peon... I've noticed that no matter how sarcastic I am, the person doesn't get it... when I feel the need to walk out of a job, I don't I just make life hell for customers and bosses until I get fired
and yes I am slightly dyslexic/slow/retarded/ocd and I will NEVER be able to work a register correctly
and I must get that last crumble of cheese off the counter or it will drive me crazy
I work more on quality that efficency- so your burrito will be rolled slower but damn-it'll be the best burrito ever
one last thing- THE BAGS/ CANDY IS NOT STRAIGHT! I MUST MAKE IT STRAIGHT-I AM A NIT PICK..
fuck I have to go to work today, I'm so sick of weird/rude people that don't talk and make me wait/ get yelled at because I can't find the 'suspend' button on the damn register. and.... [/rant] sry keenly slightly jacked

Keenly is just saying not to be a dumbass or a dick. It's not that hard. Treat them how you would want to be treated... and vice versa.

I work at a sports store during the school year. I know customers can definitely suck sometimes...

leeny said:

D sry keenly slightly jacked

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no not at all

people like us dont get the respect we deserve as not only human beings, but people doing a very horrible job

not to say there isnt morons on the register side

I just read this last page...are you all so dense that you can't sympathize with a minimum wage worker?? damn, we can't all be ceo's you know...

jfgordon1 said:

Keenly is just saying not to be a dumbass or a dick. It's not that hard. Treat them how you would want to be treated... and vice versa.

I work at a sports store during the school year. I know customers can definitely suck sometimes...

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NO WAY SOME ONE GOT THE MESSAGE


this thread is a success

Keenly said:

becuase THIS was never a statement that i made


you obviously read it wrong, simple mistake

you can take whatever you want off your food it doesnt effect me at all

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You said The employees least favorite words are "take off the...". I'm not saying YOU directly say that...but you implied that people are idiots for wanting something off of their food.

I'm sorry if your job penalizes you if I take something off of my food.....but that my freedom

newb19547 said:

You said The employees least favorite words are "take off the...". I'm not saying YOU directly say that...but you implied that people are idiots for wanting something off of their food.

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their order

not their food


dont want tomatoes? fine with me

dont want that number 1 you JUST ordered?

why the fuck did you order it?

thats the kinda shit that gets me in trouble

ahhhhh, ok. But still. If I order something then change my mind...that makes me an idiot? you would think fast food places would have known that people do that by now an not blame the employee for it. That part I sympathize with you on. What if I misheard someone in my vehicle or something like that. I'm just trying to say that not every mishap is the cause of an idiot. There are people out there that make honest mistakes. How many....couldn't tell 'ya, lol. I would blame the company's not the people. But I do feel for 'ya

nice post man, i didnt know alot of that shit, the only thing i would say is why would they use that timer if they know that people do those things? i mean i dosnt seem fair that you get in trouble for what the customers do, espeically if they know its going to happen

well most the time it will happend

[QUOTE="SICC";3031668]nice post man, i didnt know alot of that shit, the only thing i would say is why would they use that timer if they know that people do those things? i mean i dosnt seem fair that you get in trouble for what the customers do, espeically if they know its going to happen

well most the time it will happend[/QUOTE]

I understand the posters frustration, but some folks don't get it, and never will, even if they have written instruction's.

Has anyone ever seen the movie "Idiocracy"? It's a comedy, about how people will continue to be dumbed down, until everyone is pretty much retarded, and society doesn't run too smoothly. It's worth renting.

Here are a couple clips; the black dude is the president BTW lol


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Carl's Jr says fuck you!

pretty funny movie.....fudruckers turns into buttfuckers, lol. hilarious

haha,

i have heard of it but haven't seen it, i'll add that one to the watch list

I always try not to be rude to people in fast food...because I wouldn't want to go
thru it

but I hate when

1. They fuck up your order, you take it back, & they accuse you of stealing a burger.

2. They fuck up your order, and then give you the wrong change back, then when
you bitch to them about them fucking up the order, they get pissed.

3. They fuck up your order.

4. When they put pickles and onions and mustard when you specifically told
them not to.

5. I'm indecisive, so sometimes I am one of those people who take long to order.
But I'm paying for you to keep a job so......

6. Give me food thats been cooked and waiting, and tastes stale.

7. They tell you that you didn't order something you know damn well what you ordered
and paid for, the douchebag cook just didn't put it in the bag.

and if there's anything else, i will be back to post.