Are you for real Dbtwiz? The hospital can't come in and tell the cops, its doctor patient confidentiality. Are you dumb? call a lawyer, its FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They will tell you what to do and if need be, then schedule a FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hour session consulting you. Then, if you want them to represent you THEN its not FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Anyone, ever, ever ever eveevevrrrveveverr!!! who gets busted NEEEEEEEEEEDS to call a LAWYER. Who cares if you can afford it. It's cheaper than being busted, I promise. Not to mention the doctor patient confidentiality thing. The lawyers will laugh and then inform you that they AND you are going to make an easy 100,000 if they even consider telling the popo.
People like you give stoners a bad name. You honestly have no idea, you say you know about the warrant thing, but I guarantee that if they come to your oor, your opening it. DONT OPEN THE DOOR. Lock the door, say "I don't open the door for police, if you need to speak to me, have your sargent call my phone. If you have a legal right to be here, here are my hands, kick the door down" and walk away.
Go grab the biggest most obvious bong you have, place it in your living room right before they come over and PRAY they tell the cops. Call a lawyer and profit.