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mr west
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Army of darkness, Ash is back in the middel ages lol. Wiked filums.
littleflavio
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home alone 1...when he was playing that classic movie when the pizza man arrived.
Full Metal Jacket
I am Gunnery Sgt Hartman
Your Senior Drill Instructor
From Now on you only speak only when spoken to
and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir.
Do you magets understand that
Sir Yes Sir
Bullshit I can't hear you, sound off like ya gotta pair
If you ladies leave my island if u survive recruit training
you will be a weapon, you will be a minster of death praying for war
but until that day, you are pukes, you are lowest forms of life on earth
you are not even human fucking beings
you are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of anphbian shit
Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn
I am hard but I am Fair
there is no racial bigotry here
Here you are all equally worthless
And My orders are to weed out all non hackers that do not pack the gear to serve in
my Beloved Marine Corps
Gunny Meets Pvt Pyle
Did your parent have any childern that lived,
Sir yes sir
I bet they regret that
Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
Whats your name fat body
Sir lenord Lawerence Sir
lawerece, lawerence of what of arabia
Sir No Sir
That name sounds like roality
are u roality
sir no Sir
do u suck dicks
sir no sir
Bullshit I bet you suck a golf ball thru a garden hose
I don't like the name lawerence
only faggots and sailors are called lawerence
from now on your name is gomer Pyle
Do you think I'm cute do u think I'm funny
sir no sir
then wipe that disgusting grin off your face
sir yes sir
well any fuckin time sweetheart
Sir I'm trying Sir
pvt pyle I'm gonna give you 3 secs
excatly 3 secs to wipe that stupid grin off your face
or I will gouge out your eye and Skull fuck you.
Pvt pyle you had better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks
or I will definably fuck you up.
Sir yes Sir
If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now
You climb obstacle like old people fuck
I will motivate you Pvt Pyle if it short dicks every cannibal in the congo
Holy Jesus, what is that
What the fuck is that
What is that Pvt Pyle
Sir a jelly Donut sir
A jelly donut
how did it get here
Sir I took it from the chow hall sir
Is chow allowed in the barracks Pvt Pyle
Sir No Sir
Are u allowed to eat jelly donots Pvt Pyle
Sir No Sir
And why not Pvt pyle
Sir because I'm to heavy sir
Because you are disgusting fat body Pvt Pyple
Then why did you hide a jelly donut in your footlocker Pvt Pyle
Sir Because I was hungry Sir
because you were hungry
Pvt Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored platoon
I have tried to help him
but I have failed
I have failed because you have not helped me
You people have not given Pvt Pyle the proper motivation
So,,, from on whenever pvt pyle fucks up
I will not punish him,,,, I will punish all of you
And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for one jelly donut
NOW GET ON YOUR FACES
OPEN YOUR MOUTH PY PYLE,, THEY'RE PAYIN FOR IT,,, YOU EAT IT.
READY,,,,,,,,EXCERISE
I am Gunnery Sgt Hartman
Your Senior Drill Instructor
From Now on you only speak only when spoken to
and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir.
Do you magets understand that
Sir Yes Sir
Bullshit I can't hear you, sound off like ya gotta pair
If you ladies leave my island if u survive recruit training
you will be a weapon, you will be a minster of death praying for war
but until that day, you are pukes, you are lowest forms of life on earth
you are not even human fucking beings
you are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of anphbian shit
Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn
I am hard but I am Fair
there is no racial bigotry here
Here you are all equally worthless
And My orders are to weed out all non hackers that do not pack the gear to serve in
my Beloved Marine Corps
Gunny Meets Pvt Pyle
Did your parent have any childern that lived,
Sir yes sir
I bet they regret that
Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
Whats your name fat body
Sir lenord Lawerence Sir
lawerece, lawerence of what of arabia
Sir No Sir
That name sounds like roality
are u roality
sir no Sir
do u suck dicks
sir no sir
Bullshit I bet you suck a golf ball thru a garden hose
I don't like the name lawerence
only faggots and sailors are called lawerence
from now on your name is gomer Pyle
Do you think I'm cute do u think I'm funny
sir no sir
then wipe that disgusting grin off your face
sir yes sir
well any fuckin time sweetheart
Sir I'm trying Sir
pvt pyle I'm gonna give you 3 secs
excatly 3 secs to wipe that stupid grin off your face
or I will gouge out your eye and Skull fuck you.
Pvt pyle you had better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks
or I will definably fuck you up.
Sir yes Sir
If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now
You climb obstacle like old people fuck
I will motivate you Pvt Pyle if it short dicks every cannibal in the congo
Holy Jesus, what is that
What the fuck is that
What is that Pvt Pyle
Sir a jelly Donut sir
A jelly donut
how did it get here
Sir I took it from the chow hall sir
Is chow allowed in the barracks Pvt Pyle
Sir No Sir
Are u allowed to eat jelly donots Pvt Pyle
Sir No Sir
And why not Pvt pyle
Sir because I'm to heavy sir
Because you are disgusting fat body Pvt Pyple
Then why did you hide a jelly donut in your footlocker Pvt Pyle
Sir Because I was hungry Sir
because you were hungry
Pvt Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored platoon
I have tried to help him
but I have failed
I have failed because you have not helped me
You people have not given Pvt Pyle the proper motivation
So,,, from on whenever pvt pyle fucks up
I will not punish him,,,, I will punish all of you
And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for one jelly donut
NOW GET ON YOUR FACES
OPEN YOUR MOUTH PY PYLE,, THEY'RE PAYIN FOR IT,,, YOU EAT IT.
READY,,,,,,,,EXCERISE